Humorous Epitaph Poems

Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill

Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never...

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Here lies James Jacob McInerny
Died of hemorrhoids at forty-three
Sick of something nobody gave,
Scratched himself into an early grave
Nicked his bud while trying to shave.

Written November...

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Here lies her pappy.
He got one of those
Newfangled machines;
Got hung by the hose....

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Here lies the body of a memorable man
Unfortunately, he passed while on the can
We found his body beside his throne
And buried him here with this...

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Cyrus the Magnificent was flying high
What a pity Cyrus had to flippin’ die
When the rope on the trapeze broke,
Here we buried this unlucky bloke.

Written August...

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Here lie the remains of Herkimer Sevy
Seems he drove off the pier in his two-tone chevy
Hitting his head on the steering wheel
It split and laid...

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Here lie the remains of Judge Ben McWhorter
He held court in Bourbon Street’s Latin Quarter
When his wife discovered his debauched ways,
She took appropriate steps to...

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Here lie the remains of Hector O. Swift
Someone gave him an explosive gift
Seems Hector got quite a lift
He had no time to even feel miffed
Through...

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Here lies Chester Alan Dawe
Died from a case of lockjaw
While busting out of jail,
He stepped on a rusty nail
And never again broke the law. 

written...

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Here lies Emmett Kermit Lavender
Whose time was summarily cut short
When he insulted his English professor
With an unnecessarily caustic retort 

written April 26, 2022...

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Here lies Hector Amos McSpiel
Slipped on a tossed banana peel
It really was not Hector’s fault
He came down hard upon his heel
We buried him here in...

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A beloved king~Prince Philip,                     ...

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Betty White was the gentle Rose
Golden Girl’s funny lady of repose
She charmed us all on those shows
With kindness a poet might compose





A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry...

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PETER HAPPY
               Peter happy
       ...

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My Epitaph

Give me some of that laughing gas I need a laugh
Be in a fit of giggles before I so write this epitaph

Here lies a...

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