Funny Epigram Poems | Examples
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ohhh i git it
it ticklez mine
cauze'n mine
rize
and you
with me
laugh
or iz that
at
Categories:
allusion, funny love, nature,
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from sun tuh
set
hern cheeks
cramp'd not
Categories:
appreciation, beautiful, blessing, imagery,
AH! POLICY ...
Politicians mock politicians
Democracy groans every day
and the people vote without thinking!
WEATHER FORECASTS
Rain comes, heat stifles,
unpredictable phenomena
predictions always fail
ON THE MARKET ON THE STOCK EXCHANGE
On the market, on the stock exchange
despair, euphoria... analysts
They only get it right when they get it wrong...!
OVERVIEW OF FAITH
Hanging by a thread
surviving hard times
balancing on a tightrope!
P E T S
House animals
pure, innocent happiness
happiness goes viral with them
HAPPINESS !
When we are lost
the greatest happiness consists
find our way back!
OH IF IT WERE POSSIBLE!
How extraordinary it would be!
how wonderful it would be,
old be young again!
Categories:
allusion, appreciation, creation, funny,
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I told ya not to show
Me
now look
Over here sexy
The other
now
look
Categories:
funny, girl, sexy,
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Threesome
twosome
wantsum
*simply the muse friendz
but funny y'all ;)
("wantsum" is my own
portmanteau...wanton&sum)
ORIGIN OF WANTON 1
WANTON [ won-tn ]
First recorded in 1250; Middle English wantowen, literally,
[adj.] “undisciplined, ill-reared”
[noun] a lascivious person (in this write; persons)
Categories:
crazy, dance,
here's to the elephant
in the room
looks like he needs it
Categories:
feelings, funny, humorous, mental
when I look at a bird
in a tree
the first thing
I notice is
its colours
are
within the lines
Categories:
animal, beauty, bird, color,
I consider the Doctor
a friend who heals.
What about the Dentist
who extracts our teeth... !
Categories:
allegory, allusion, analogy, appreciation,
Beneath this place of stones,
Lay my groaning moaning bones;
I didn't need them anymore,
So, traded them in for wings that soar !
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April 24, 2022
Poetry/Epigram/In The End Epigram
Copyright Protected, I 04-1450-705-24
All Rights Reserved, 2022, Constance La France
Written for the Standard contest, Killing With An Epigram
sponsor, Margarita Lillico, Judged 05/29/2022
First Place
Poem of the Day on Poetry Soup, 04/25/2022
Categories:
epigram, funny,
feel like I have asked.............what does deja vu mean
Categories:
epigram, confusion, surreal,
It looks funny
To so many
That, verbs have moods
And attitudes!
On their way out
Some stare wide pout,
Going, not gone,
They linger on.
Obsolescent
As if on Lent,
Not obsolete,
Down in a pit!
In a death bed,
But not yet dead!
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Epigram |07.09.2021| Humour
Poet’s Note: A poet is generally confronted with Muses, very rarely with moods of his poetic diction. This one is a tangential take off from moods of a verb: Indicative, Imperative, and Subjunctive. The third one is now largely obsolescent, if not already obsolete, on its way out, if not gone, in a death bed, if not duly dead.
Categories:
humor,
I was outraged at the affront.
It was a predictable daily stunt.
So many uninvited guests,
Uninvited guests!
Uninvited guests!
Ridding myself was my test!
Then I got the email:
“I’m a roach. May I encroach?”
Categories:
funny, humor, hyperbole, insect,
Killing two birds with one stone
Means that no rifle is shown.
Categories:
funny,
I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow,
and when I woke up I did not find my pillow.
Categories:
fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Best way to stop being a large dork
Put that utensil down, named your fork!
5/16/2021
Categories:
funny,