Funny Epigram Poems

 AH! POLICY ...

 Politicians mock politicians
 Democracy groans every day
 and the people vote without thinking!


 WEATHER FORECASTS

 Rain comes, heat stifles,
 unpredictable phenomena
...

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I'm done 
with all your
dirty rotten lies

thanks
for the loan


...

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Opinions are like orgasms … mine matters most and I don’t really care if you have one.

- Sylvia Plath...

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I told ya not to show
           Me
       now look...

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   Threesome
    twosome
    wantsum




 
*simply the muse friendz
  but funny y'all ;)


 ("wantsum" is my own...

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Guess am the only one who goes all in without being allowed to go all out,
Or is it my cursed fate that even a red...

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when I look at a bird
in a tree
the first thing
I notice is
its colours
are
within the lines...

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I consider the Doctor
     a friend who heals.
    What  about the Dentist
    who extracts...

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 Beneath this place of stones,
Lay my groaning moaning bones;
I didn't need them anymore,
So, traded them in for wings that soar !




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April 24, 2022


Poetry/Epigram/In The...

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feel like I have asked.............what does deja vu mean...

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It looks funny
To so many
That, verbs have moods
And attitudes!

On their way out
Some stare wide pout,
Going, not gone,
They linger on.
 
Obsolescent
As if on Lent,
Not obsolete,
Down in...

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I was outraged at the affront.
                   ...

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Killing two birds with one stone 
Means that no rifle is shown....

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Best way to stop being a large dork
       Put that utensil down, named your fork!

         ...

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cookies, snacks,
     drinking causes cancer ...
     air  pollution causes disease,
     living causes...

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