Funny Epigram Poems | Examples

These Funny Epigram poems are examples of Epigram poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Epigram Funny poems written by international poets.


diaphanous raiment's explicate

.

                                   ohhh i git it

                                 it ticklez mine
                                 cauze'n mine
                                        rize

                                     and you 
                                     with me
                                       laugh

                                    or iz that
                                         at
Categories: allusion, funny love, nature,


annd she luv'd mine thinks funny

.

                                     from sun tuh
                                            set
                                     hern cheeks
                                     cramp'd not
Categories: appreciation, beautiful, blessing, imagery,

REVISITED PROCEDURES AND OTHERS poetrix







 AH! POLICY ...

 Politicians mock politicians
 Democracy groans every day
 and the people vote without thinking!


 WEATHER FORECASTS

 Rain comes, heat stifles,
 unpredictable phenomena
 predictions always fail

 ON THE MARKET ON THE STOCK EXCHANGE

 On the market, on the stock exchange
 despair, euphoria... analysts
 They only get it right when they get it wrong...!

 OVERVIEW OF FAITH

 Hanging by a thread
 surviving hard times
 balancing on a tightrope!

 P E T S

 House animals
 pure, innocent happiness
 happiness goes viral with them

 HAPPINESS !

 When we are lost
 the greatest happiness consists
 find our way back!

 OH IF IT WERE POSSIBLE!

 How extraordinary it would be!
 how wonderful it would be,
 old be young again!
Categories: allusion, appreciation, creation, funny,

Epigram t

.

I told ya not to show
           Me
       now look 

   Over here sexy
      The other 
          now 
          look
Categories: funny, girl, sexy,

Epigram f

.

   Threesome
    twosome
    wantsum




 
*simply the muse friendz
  but funny y'all ;)


 ("wantsum" is my own 
  portmanteau...wanton&sum)

ORIGIN OF WANTON 1
WANTON [ won-tn ]
First recorded in 1250; Middle English wantowen, literally, 
[adj.] “undisciplined, ill-reared” 
[noun] a lascivious person (in this write; persons)
Categories: crazy, dance,


Premium MemberToast

here's to the elephant
      in the room
looks like he needs it
Categories: feelings, funny, humorous, mental

Premium MemberPerfection

when I look at a bird
in a tree
the first thing
I notice is
its colours
are
within the lines
Categories: animal, beauty, bird, color,

Humorous Dilemma

I consider the Doctor
     a friend who heals.
    What  about the Dentist
    who extracts our teeth... !
Categories: allegory, allusion, analogy, appreciation,

Premium MemberIn the End Epigram

 Beneath this place of stones,
Lay my groaning moaning bones;
I didn't need them anymore,
So, traded them in for wings that soar !




_______________________
April 24, 2022


Poetry/Epigram/In The End Epigram
Copyright Protected, I 04-1450-705-24
All Rights Reserved, 2022, Constance La France


Written for the Standard contest, Killing  With An Epigram
sponsor, Margarita Lillico, Judged 05/29/2022

First Place

Poem of the Day on Poetry Soup, 04/25/2022
Categories: epigram, funny,

Premium MemberDo Over

feel like I have asked.............what does deja vu mean
Categories: epigram, confusion, surreal,

Moods

It looks funny
To so many
That, verbs have moods
And attitudes!

On their way out
Some stare wide pout,
Going, not gone,
They linger on.
 
Obsolescent
As if on Lent,
Not obsolete,
Down in a pit!

In a death bed,
But not yet dead!
______________________
Epigram |07.09.2021| Humour 

Poet’s Note: A poet is generally confronted with Muses, very rarely with moods of his poetic diction. This one is a tangential take off from moods of a verb: Indicative, Imperative, and Subjunctive. The third one is now largely obsolescent, if not already obsolete, on its way out, if not gone, in a death bed, if not duly dead.
Categories: humor,

Premium MemberInvitation

I was outraged at the affront.
                                    It was a predictable daily stunt.
                                       So many uninvited guests,
                                             Uninvited guests!
                                             Uninvited guests!
                                    Ridding myself was my test! 
                                          Then I got the email:
                                    “I’m a roach. May I encroach?”
Categories: funny, humor, hyperbole, insect,

No Bullet

Killing two birds with one stone 
Means that no rifle is shown.
Categories: funny,

Giant Marshmallow

I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, 
and when I woke up I did not find my pillow.
Categories: fun, funny, hilarious, humor,

Premium MemberWeight Loss Miracle

Best way to stop being a large dork
       Put that utensil down, named your fork!

                   
                    5/16/2021
Categories: funny,

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