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Funny England Poems

These Funny England poems are examples of England poems about Funny. These are the best examples of England Funny poems written by international poets.

Dancing in the rain in the UK
Dancing in the rain in the UK 

The water is pouring and pounding down
And I'm dancing no doubt looking insane, 
But I can feel the...

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© Sarah Cope  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: april, earth, england, funny,

Not Cut Out for the Ninja Life
Seen in the movies, swishing swords about,
Those Ninja fighters make you want to run,
Hiding in shadows, jumping in and out,
Would challenge me: my Ninja skills...

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© John Blake  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crazy, england, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Friday Night Check-ins
Friday Night Check-ins

The days have been calm and collected.
The guests have been happy, content.
The weekday staff scurry out from the hotel
To avoid the upcoming event.


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Categories: age, england, funny, humor,

Mary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
Mary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
in London's East End,
Shot dried peas with her pea shooter.
At workers windows
to wake them up
to get to work on time
Every morning

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Categories: england, funny, history, humorous,

Enniskillen - a poem for the Queen's last Jubilee
I'm not a Monarchist but I don't hate
The Queen. I lied to her when I was nine
At Finningley it was. We had to wait
For ages...

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Categories: england, forgiveness, history, ireland,

Lie about lying
The moral compass is spinning
Democracy’s light is dimming
The country faces ruin
The lies just keep on coming

No honour, dignity or integrity remains
In this government that fails...

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Categories: abuse, betrayal, corruption, england,

Feelings are like farts, let them go and you'll feel better. 

Funny and or gross topic but whatever. 

Tell me that I am lying and...

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© Rita Lopez  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, england, fun, funny,

Premium Member jester
baubel fisted clown wiggle

rhymes a tune with a jiggle



merry fool make us giggle.

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Categories: cheer up, england, funny,

Premium Member The Triple Cast Of English Football
Peppie was feeling cool  

Watching the sky blue  

Realizing he was on top  

Above good ole rival Klopp  

When Chelsea arrived...

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Categories: england, football, games, london,

The Rival We Don't Notice England Scotland
Scotland sees England as their biggest rival
the nation to beat down and torture. 
but down here in England we see the Scots 
as our neighbours...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: england, funny, truth,

The Measure of a Leprechaun
The Measure of A Leprechaun 

Hi, my name is Sean.
I’m a wee, bitty Leprechaun.
I’m a creature of lore,
Only two foot four,
But my legend goes on...

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Categories: body, celebration, england, fantasy,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: england, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member autumn guy
this is the tale of ed jeeves

notorious friend of thieves

each fall he will rise

to much darkened skies

and pilfer neighbors red leaves.

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Categories: autumn, dream, england, funny,

The Strange Truces of King Arthur
The Strange Truces of King Arthur
by Michael R. Burch

Artur took Cabal, his hound,
and Carwennan, his knife,
and his sword forged by Wayland
and Merlyn, his falcon,
and, saying...

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Categories: england, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Premium Member Four Goals And Tuesday Night Fun
I sit here 
In a place where I have no fear 
Will there be another score? 
Does the crowd want more? 
Chelsea is on top...

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Categories: blue, england, fun, games,