Funny Engagement Poems
These Funny Engagement poems are examples of Engagement poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Engagement Funny poems written by international poets.
StatureFind my glutton for this rap button to come sneaking up on em/
I’m pretty good at running so let me run it up on em/
Time...
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adventure, art, engagement, fantasy,
Wild Sugar HandLove Me
Hate Me
Show Me
Shun Me
Love me today, leave me tomorrow
Leave me today, buy me tomorrow...
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engagement, funny love, marriage,
The Blue Apple Not True Not 4 U-CdTho! there's the apple blue
Thine favorite color hue
There's a worm in it
Eating of it makes you sick
Royalty is true, but this apple was not...
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analogy, appreciation, engagement, funny,
Afternoon Engagements Part 1part 1 of 2
Annick (my 28 year old sister) came down to NYC, from Boston, for a day visit. It was one of those warm,...
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boyfriend, engagement, holiday, humor,
Toot--When I Let One Loose In the Elevator-Back from lunch ate a chili dog full of onions drank some warm orange juice should’ve waited later;
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Cause my rumbling tummy gotto, gut tossN and...
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analogy, engagement, environment, funny,
Let Er Rip-yonder tree so falls
being cut down trimmed and all
saw just let er rip
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bubbling boiling clog
having an upset stomach
flatulent just gas
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rooted gases brews...
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analogy, destiny, engagement, funny,
A Programmer Man Called Phisher-Man SamA Programmer Man Called Phisher-man Sam
There once was a man who liked fishing.
He said, "See the lovely phishing!"
It was computerized,
Not good to dress or fry...
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analogy, devotion, engagement, funny,
Funny and Intense-FUNNY AND INTENSE-
I think I know.
Quite happy though.
Nature tickles my feet
Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,
Hap happy laughing. I sigh I bello.
Such makes me...
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analogy, conflict, engagement, funny,
Fall Squirrel Sitting and MessagingFALL SQUIRREL SITTING AND MESSAGING
wandering squirrel sits
fluff tail moves notes messaging
liken Morris code
12/7/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©...
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analogy, animal, engagement, funny,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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engagement, 12th grade, character, hope,
Character Drama-Dixie pixie and Dixie Tom and Jerry;
Swam the river instead of catching a fairy;
While Huckleberry Hound Pluto and Ralph;
Poke them all in the eyes, ...
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adventure, character, engagement, funny,
Random Thoughts On the PandemicI would like to talk about the coronavirus which has caused so many of us to agonize
I will stay away from politics except to say…it...
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engagement,
The Hyperactive Stranger At Bristle Grocers Where's the Beef - a Narrative PoemThe Hyperactive Stranger At Bristle Grocers WHERE'S THE BEEF - A Narrative Poem
One day at a grocery shop,
I met a man selling meats,
For the money,...
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analogy, engagement, how i
Kitty Pearl and Little Litty Lilly Loty Lolly Kat-kute and kuttlely
anty and so kuttery
Little Litty Lilly
Loty Lolly likes too
Likes to chew
The dawg bones
When I come home from the office
Kitty Pearl drinkin' at the...
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adventure, analogy, engagement, funny,
Affected Art Baby Sitter-Flickered fingers;
Can't dial ringers;
Telephone calls;
Babies cry and crawls;
what do you do?
what do you do?
When their diapers fall?...
6/8/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2020...
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adventure, anxiety, caregiving, engagement,