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Elton Poems - Poems about Elton


Premium Member Musical Organisms
Musical Organisms "Let’s Bungle In the Jungle” Jethro Tull Don’t want to tangle with slithery snakes. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight” The Tokens I won’t be walking in their territory after dark. "Puff The Magic Dragon”Peter Paul and Mary This song not about drugs. RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! "The Unicorn" Sung by the Irish Rovers THIS IS NOT A TRUE IRISH SONG!! "Wild Horses" The Rolling Stones Can’t see Mick riding a horse. His...

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Categories: elton, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sir Elton Passes Gas
Sir Elton (my Keeshond) ate a raw prune Couldn’t get out of the house, none too soon, Left me a deposit Actually, was it Putrid smell from a passing gas balloon? written July 13, 2021...

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Categories: elton, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Why Elton Only Dates Christians, Part Ii
...The two broke up at that very moment, I never talked to the man again, but you won’t believe the kind of nonsense that I head he has said, from his friends. They claim he wanted to raise it himself, even would’ve offered to marry Kris, claimed that he had no problem ‘steeping up,’ that his own parents had married like this! As...

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Categories: elton, abortion, baby, loss, men,
Form: Narrative
Why Elton Only Dates Christians, Part I
You want to know who that guy is back there? That’s Elton Briggs, and I have to say, hot as you think that man may be, you would be better off staying away. You see I know all about that man, he used to go out with my best friend Kris, until they had a nasty break-up, and we all learned that...

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Categories: elton, abortion, baby, loss, men,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Elton Porter 1907-1924
Elton Porter 1907-1924 (An Ode to Luella and John) My best friend John Molina, and I Spent many a carefree afternoon on bareback, Astride the furious gallups Of our sure-footed steeds; Barefooted in summer and bundled up in winter; We rode and ranged over the northern foothills, Ablaze with mustard blooms in spring, In search of squirrels and sunsets. We roamed and roved like Crusaders, Over those...

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Categories: elton, death,
Form: Epitaph



Premium Member Looking For My Elton John
I know I'm no Bernie Taupin so, DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART I know my lyrics are simple every poet needs a place to start I may not be Bernie Taupin I didn't write CROCODILE ROCK but, I know that I too can write the words I just need my Elton John I may not be Bernie Taupin he wrote GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD my...

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Categories: elton, growing up, poets, song,
Form: Rhyme
Seeing Elton
The last time I saw Elton, He was not the leading act. At the Fillmore, Leon Russell starred - A most surprising fact. It's 40-odd years later And I just saw him perform. For most musicians, drawing crowds For years is not the norm. But Elton John sure packed them in - Deservedly, for sure. Now settled in Las Vegas, He no longer needs to tour. The...

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Categories: elton, music,
Form: Rhyme
Sir Elton John
England's knighted ~ Sir Elton John Singer of songs like the classic, Levon Genius pianist, known for tabloid strife Still standing with David, the love of his life. By Rhonda Johnson- Saunders, January 26, 2012 My first attempt at a clerihew. I hope I did it right! Ninth Place finish in Clerihew / Collaboration double contest...

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Categories: elton, funny,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Goodbye, Saint Joseph's School -- Elton John
*Sung to the tune of Elton John’s “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.” Intended to be taken humorously. “When are you gonna grow up? It is in jail you will land You’ll have to stay after class And I’ll be talking to your old man” “You know you can’t hold me forever ...

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Categories: elton, satire, schoolschool, education, education,
Form: Lyric

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