Elmer Poems - Poems about Elmer

...Elmer loved the drip drip drip sound of April rain Under comfort of a leaf umbrella, he heard the refrain It reminded him of his childhood, he felt loved again. His mother would have been extrem......Read the rest...

...He bought it at an estate sale, it had never been used placed it upon the mantle to himself it did amuse When company came over he loved to show it best the urn upon his mantle his home of eternal......Read the rest...

...yosemite Sam casper Friendly Ghost huey Dewy Lou grouchy Elmer Fudd fastest road runner bright bugs bunny sweet daisy duck chip and dale Harvey comics mickey mouse underdog wendy witch......Read the rest...

...albanese thought it good? He'd have a go.' In hollywood.! A replacement Elmer Fudd was needed He'd be famous rich as Croeses.! But things didn't go; just as they should.. He tried to voice a d......Read the rest...

...Television triptych throwback and despite remote chance to channel small medium at large metamorphosis I may witness analogous to caterpillar will transform me into a butterfly otherwise No......Read the rest...

...The 'corporate suit' asked Elmer what his legacy might be The grizzled man clammed up ~ He'd never had a moment free......Read the rest...

... Then he gave it to his pal "Bugs Bunny" "Bugs" once found some cheese that was very old It was green looking and covered in mold He gave it to "Elmer Fudd" He said- "Here you go "bud" "Elmer" had diarrhea...I was told Childrens Limerick Contest Sponsor: Eve Roper 11/29/2022......Read the rest...

...Harold Peters led a very secret life Totally hidden from his own dear wife He didn’t work selling quality pork pies Just another of his devilish devious lies To conceal the fact when he wasn’t t......Read the rest...

...Everybody knows the reason for your sorrows for they have the clue Your torn pieces of heart shall be mended;may God grant you the glue Very sad! Amidst you cut is a tree But I pray that His grace......Read the rest...

...What if the sun was the moon And the moon could shine at noon? What if the earth was the heaven And everything we ask for could be given? What if God was Satan And everything could change its pa......Read the rest...

...Elmer Q. Round was a man who clowned wore pointed red hat, bounced when he walked. He seldom frowned because he had found smiles kept teeth in his mouth when he talked. Elmer could run but he l......Read the rest...

...Good morning, Mr. Elmer Fudd Can you tell me, do you still have your habit Of telling Bugs to say his pwayers? When you're hunting for...that silwy wabbit Hewwo sir, yes...but be vewy vewy......Read the rest...

...Pigs are snorting as they roll in the mud. Rabbits are hopping, not afraid of Elmer Fudd. Chickens are cheeping, the birds are trilling. Muddy nightcrawlers are silently drilling. Barnyard is a......Read the rest...

...Imagine if at the drop of a hat, You could become a cartoon Sylvester the Cat, Chasing poor little Tweety Bird, Perhaps it sounds absurd Or be Fred Flintstone or his friend, Let’s just pretend......Read the rest...

...Bugs Bunny his exploits were so funny, his pranks on poor old E Fudd, were hysterically good! Elmer Fudd if he could kill Bugs he would, but his plans do always fail, for a new saga and tal......Read the rest...