Elmer Poems - Poems about Elmer

Elmer Fudd is my hunting bud. We're gonna get that pesky rabbit. We're gonna grab it. One thing that I can say about Fudd, he was out to get Bugg's blood. I'm sorry to say, always, to this day, his big aspirations went thud. Do you think he'd have better luck if he tried to get Daffy Duck? I admit, Elmer's just a...

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Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey. A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree.. He aimed his rifle, fired a shot! Missed, Fell back, landed on his butt! The Turkey saw, ran, and laughed uncontrollably! I wish everyone a festive Thanksgiving with family and friends. Stay safe out there, enjoy your tasty meals, and give thanks for this joyous...

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*After my last post I thought it would be nice to lighten up a bit with some warm, happy (well, not so happy for Elmer) pest poetry. Who doesn't love bug humor? This one actually won first place in a Deb Guzzi contest back in the day. "And so this court finds you, Elmer T. Roach...

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Everybody knows the reason for your sorrows for they have the clue Your torn pieces of heart shall be mended;may God grant you the glue Very sad! Amidst you cut is a tree But I pray that His grace and strength you see Together in sorrows we are in Just us in happiness we have been Soon the brown grasses shall...

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Good morning, Mr. Elmer Fudd Can you tell me, do you still have your habit Of telling Bugs to say his pwayers? When you're hunting for...that silwy wabbit Hewwo sir, yes...but be vewy vewy quiet I'm wooking for some wabbit twacks... And I'm wooking for that qwacky Donald Duck So, wisten for his qwacky...

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Bugs Bunny A trickster who is always funny What's up doc?, He loudly said As he hid under Elmer's bed Elmer Fudd He is known as quite a dud Elmer's always chasing that rabbit Never to nab it, has become his habit 8/29/21 Contest: Cleritoons Poetry Contest. Sponsor: Joseph May...

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Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd The trickster and the dud Elmer's always left a frustrated man Still trying to catch that rabbit is his plan What's up doc?, Bugs Bunny said Elmer heard it clearly from his bed He grabbed his rifle and ran out the door As Bugs Bunny laughed from the floor Elmer soon ran back in to...

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my elephant elmer eats peanuts and hay with his trunk full of water he sprays to cool off in the heat of day under elmer is lots of shade elmer can roll on top of a giant ball gracefully balanced he never falls elmer is wide as he is tall he likes to eat orange carrots raw elmer is a true friend with...

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all the reptiles gathered round when elmer the frog hopped to town never was history croaked with such boastful glee till from his pad he fell and drowned. ...

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I’m out here with my shotgun evwy day. However, that squwwy wabbit awways gets away. It has now become much more than a habit. I weally want to catch that waskawey wabbit. He pops out and awways says “What’s up Doc?” I weally want to give his head a good knock. Mr. Squiptwiter, will you ever wet me win? I can’t stand...

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I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too. Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue. Watch out for that, doc. I’ll think I will walk. Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what I do. written for Sponsor Carolyn Devonshire Contest Name Techno-Limericks...

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(This is a fictional poem) I decided to sleep with a woman who I met on a bus. Her husband shot me because he caught us. When I got shot, the bed was covered with blood. I looked to see who shot me and it was Elmer Fudd. I begged him for mercy but he said no. I have no privates...

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