Humorous Elephant Poems

I try to walk very gently through a field filled with wildflowers
Not crushing them under my feet takes a short walk many hours
On hot days...

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i am an elephant
 my name is singular
 thus it's not weird
 that I play guitar

 and i say i'm a giraffe
 I reach the...

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Fatty Rascal burst into tears

When someone said he had “big ears”

For big ears indeed Fatty had

He got them from his mom and dad

 

His ears...

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‘Great Scott, shucks and darn, I’ve gone and lost a shoe’
cursed the elephant followed by ‘this simply will not do!’
‘The blasted thing is far too...

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Hairy Nora reads the Torah from daybreak until dusk.
She’s got four different colored legs, but not a single tusk.
There’s a birdie sitting on her back...

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I’d hate to be a pachyderm,
My schnozzle such a wacky worm
That though I willed it slack or firm,
Each sneeze would really pack a squirm!...

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On my walk I chanced to see

An elephant with a bumble bee.

It was such a peculiar pairing,

And they had ice cream, which they were sharing.

The...

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ELEPHANT

                  “Have you ever seen any Elephant
 ...

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The Pink Elephant


As I drove to work one day
In amazement a pink elephant crossed my way
I was shocked to see her in the middle of...

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My name is Bond, Els Bond, and I live in Africa where I was born and belong.
On my continent, I do not work solo –...

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If I were an elephant
I would stomp out all the bad
There would be no evil
And everyone would be glad
I would take my trunk
And flail it...

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If I were an elephant:

I would set the record straight 
And squash that big fat lie. I'm 
not scared of an little ole mouse.
It's fleas...

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There was a short wait at the doctor’s office today,
typically odd considering he’s usually on time-
He’s my least favorite doctor, I really must say,
but he...

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As I sit with my friend and try to speak
To find the right word so often seems bleak.
You see as an old person you do...

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The Elephant Gift.
upon the elephant rode a boy prince,
his royal command, he was there to evince. 
dark with grace and dripping with youth.
bringing his men,...

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