Alexis Y. Poet Light Verse

If I Were An Elephant

If I were an elephant:

I would set the record straight 
And squash that big fat lie. I'm 
not scared of an little ole mouse.
It's fleas that scare the HELL of me!




12-08-16


Contest: If I Were An Elephant
Sponsor: Mystic Rose

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Andrea Dietrich December 11, 2016 at 8:33 PM OH MY. VERY VERY Clever. You might win just for brevity on THIS one. I spent so much dang time on mine and I already know it's gonna lose. hahaha WEll done.

Afzal Nusker December 11, 2016 at 12:39 PM Very funny! Nice one, Alexis.

Mark Martin December 11, 2016 at 9:42 AM Love it! Never believed those cartoons! :-)

Freddie Robinson Jr. December 8, 2016 at 2:35 PM Very funny and witty, Alexis. I was laughing soooo hard! This is super sharp humor, cut-the-cheese laughing disease funny. You got your humor chops working real well. A 7-up w/lots of fizz to make you dizzy. Love the poem, it was a great write. Much love to you. Alexis Y. December 8, 2016 at 2:54 PM WOW! Now that was some comment. To get another comment like this, I think I'll write humor more often lol! Your support means alot to me my friend:-) Alexis

Anne-Lise Andresen December 8, 2016 at 12:45 PM - :))) ... a good one, Alexis :) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Peter Dome December 8, 2016 at 11:14 AM Ha ha.It's the other way around for me, scared of MICE. Yikes. Going to a flea market in Nottinghamshire tomorrow. A name for ab antique market over here. Well done hope you win Pete. Alexis Y. December 8, 2016 at 11:20 AM Hi Peter, No.You're scared of mice? I'm glad you liked it my friend. It's so good to see you: -) Alexis

Paloma P December 8, 2016 at 9:25 AM I actually did laugh out loud! :)

Lim'Rik Flats December 8, 2016 at 8:53 AM GOTD!!!!!!! With serious upgrade to Guffaw and LOL+ !!! Cheers and chuckles ~ john Alexis Y. December 8, 2016 at 9:04 AM WoW!Thank you so much John. I'm glad it caused you it giggle. It sure had me laughing as I was writing it. I appreciate your continued support:-) Alexis

Jan Allison December 8, 2016 at 7:29 AM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green December 8, 2016 at 6:56 AM Even smaller but really so much scarier. Nice one Alexis. Now I'm itching. : ) Alexis Y. December 8, 2016 at 9:29 AM Lol! :-) Alexis