I found a hair in my egg roll
Lipstick was left on my glass
Discounted prices, no wonder
Bean curd is giving me gas
Cracks in the dishes are nothing
Cracks in the seats are too much
My bottom’s nearly deflated
Next thing, the floor it will touch
Speaking of floors, they’re so sticky
My foot stepped out of my shoe
An hour you’ve been in the bathroom
Search party’s looking for you
Get me the check, where’s my cookie
Ugh, there’s no fortune inside
Chow Mein is starting to rumble
Yuk! I think something has died
Categories:
eggroll, food, fun, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
An enterprising widowed woman is Abby McClure.
She owns and operates a lumberyard, and is financially secure.
Her sister Maxine can't stand to see Abby unattached.
She knows a man named Jake Iverson, and gets them matched.
Jake has a daughter, and Abby has three boys.
All of the children are considered great joys.
However, the marriage requires everyone to make adjustments.
This puts this newly-formed family into unusual predicaments.
Do you think this union will work out successfully?
All you have to do is watch the movie.
Based on the 1968 film "With Six, You Get Eggroll"
Categories:
eggroll, children, love, marriage,
Form: Rhyme
3 CUPS OF SHREDDED CABBAGE
1 CUP OF CHOPPED SHRIMP (RAW)
1 CUP OF CRABMEAT
2 tABLESPOONS OF CRUSHED GARLIC
1/4 CUP OF MINCED ONION
1/4 DICED CARROTS
1/4 CHOPPED CELERY
2 TABLESPOONS OF CAYENNE PEPPER
3 EGG YOLKS
3 TABLESPOONS OF SESAME SEED OIL
4 tABLESPOONS OF MINCED GINGER ROOT
3 tABLESPOONS OF CORNSTARCH
15 EGGROLL WRAPPERS
MIX INGREDIENTS, ALLOW MIXTURE TO STAND, REFRIGERATE FOR 25 MINUTES.
FILL EGG ROLLS AND FOLLOW PROPER PROCEDURE FOR EGG ROLL WRAPPING.
DEEP FRY AND SERVE WITH A PLUM SAUCE OR HONEY AND LEMON SAUCE.
YEM MEN SAY SHE DEW...HAW! (LAUGHING)
HAW! (LAUGHING)
YA'LL SEM SAAY YE DEW?
WE DEW! WE DEW!
HAW!
HAW!
(LAUGHING)
Categories:
eggroll, adventure, betrayal, celebrity, culture,
Form: Ballad
2 cups of sautéed butternut squash
1 cup of pecans ( sautéed in butter and brown sugar 3 tablespoons each)
1 cup of raisins
3/4 cups of honey
2/3 cups of amaretto
2 cups of shredded sautéed cabbage
1 cup of sautéed onions
7 crushed garlic cloves (sautéed)
1/4 cup of candied ginger (minced)
2 cups of vanilla ice-cream
1/3 cup of white sauce
3 cups of ground pork (cooked)
1 & 1/2 cups of diced apples
mix together and make turnovers with favorite pie dough. or using eggroll wrappers
steam and to make sticky steamers
sauce
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1/4 cup of sesame seed oil
1/4 cup of soy sauce
1/4 cup of brown sugar
2 T ground ginger
3 T red pepper flakes
2 T fish stock
2 T lime juice
Categories:
eggroll, food,
Form: Ballad
COPYRIGHT-POTESS-MRS. ANJALI DENANDEE,MOM
( I am writing at PURI, Orissa, India )
On sand, I sit -
Waves touch and touch my feet .....
These are very speedy !
Too much salty !
The Bay Of Bengal ! The sea ! The lady !
She is the reality !
I see & see .....
So many lives enjoy on her water !
It's the season - Winter ;
Yet so comfortable weather !
Thanks ! The greatest nature !
Says my body ! Mind ! Soul !
My famliy eats the eggroll !
The beach is full of sound !
So happy the sandyground !
Wety ! Busy ! Lovely! Jolly !
Here, I am writing !ANJALI
Categories:
eggroll, art,
Form: Prose Poetry
Imagine self, becoming 27.
Admired the elders.
Glad that prediction of not making it, does not exist.
Confused about if I can make it in the future.
Learn, thus, selves shelves.
I cannot imagine.
Hence we can.
Age is a number.
Eggroll to Paracetamol
Breath like a baby
Laugh
Next step, TV dinners at 60.
Hallelujah.
Categories:
eggroll, age, birth, birthday,
Form: Narrative
Your eggrolls aren't dry.
Your eggrolls aren't wet.
You say they're just right.
like it's some sort of threat.
You hand me an eggroll
along with a plum sauce.
I can tell you're still mad
as your eyes start to uncross.
This time there's no bag.
could it be a small hint.
Is it time to say sorry
for that eye with a glint.
It's a fresh tasty eggroll.
Not too dry; nor to wet.
It's your present to me
with my thanks and my debt.
I can never repay you
for the food you confect.
but more than your eggrolls
it is you that's perfect.
Categories:
eggroll, appreciation, bereavement, blessing, business,
Form: Quatrain
It's late for an eggroll
but it's Sally's best time.
It's dry but it's tasty
and Sally; her dime.
It's perched in it's baggie:
white with a fold.
A sleeve for a napkin,
grease covered and bold.
The weight of a dove.
It airs to the table.
A fragrance of oil.
A crust for it's gable.
A sauce made of plums.
My eggroll for dipping.
The puddle soaked baggie.
A sauce wiped and dripping.
A bite for the senses.
My heart stopped to savour.
A dance of my tongue
and thanks for the flavor.
A gift from dear Sally.
This eggroll she pittied.
Without asking money,
my thanks that I'm pritheed.
Categories:
eggroll, appreciation, blessing, care, culture,
Form: Quatrain
An eggroll on a mission
from Sally in the back.
Delivered to my table
by little Sally Trac.
Included is a plum sauce
and napkin on the side.
A kit fit for survival
that's fattening and been fried.
A food made rich for washing
with Red Rose famous tea.
Just one of four she carries
that Sally serves to me.
I'll grip the plastic spoon
to stir and press the bag,
then lift it to the table
to sit it and to drag.
Each sip will be refreshing.
The taste around my tongue
while mixing with my eggroll;
the beanspouts I have strung.
The eggroll's final mission;
a thankful one at best.
To not forgetting Sally Trac,
without; would not be blessed.
Categories:
eggroll, character, food,
Form: Couplet
Sally gave me an eggroll
when business had died-down.
One small and glistening eggroll
to take away my frown.
Thank you Sally; you generous Sally,
whom the dollar has no meaning.
You've bent the rules and made man fools;
and taken them out for cleaning.
Categories:
eggroll, food, people, thank you,
Form: Couplet