the Gandy Dancers Sougan and Swanson Pulaski bested Bobcat Titan Taquito
and Lighting Fecon Taquito in Off the Grid Thunderbox match.
Were both team members had to be thrown in the Thunderbox to receive the Contract to face the tag Champions. Feint Schmoz was referree.
"Big Fluffy" Poebelle Mouette and his Gal "Mean Hussy"
ffaced Consceince "The Director of Morality" in a
Figure Four Showdown. Winner: Moutte at 14:14.
Main Event
"Proud" Ivory and "The Pride of Godbout" Ebony Fizz
beat World Tagteam Champions
" All About Knowthing" Bassy Grist and " Treble" Treat Tatum
With a Stratinberg Six" a version of
the DoomsDay Device.
"he strated air playing
like he had a Guitar.
than we saw the the third Wallup
of the Night!
Categories:
dumplings, business, music, song, sound,
Form: Ballade
Dumplings
As I walk into the kitchen, for a snack,
my mother, her apron, night black hair, and jade bracelet,
makes me dumplings.
She combines the mixture of monotonous ingredients
into something extraordinary.
The water, like a youthful spring, rejuvenated the frozen, faltering fruits of nature,
Mixing the Yangtzee, Hei Long Jiang, and Chang Jiang into a savory paste of veal and kiwi green scallions and chives.
The distinct sound of chopping drowned my thoughts, easing my stress, and bringing a unique rhythm into my mind.
The dough, seeping under her fingers, was firm yet malleable
as if she was molding
the future.
The clicking of the gas stove, rumbling of the pot, flattening of the dumpling skins, the clinking of bowls and chopsticks, the scrubbing noises in the sink.
A rousing prelude to an intoxicating fugue…
Dinner
Categories:
dumplings, 10th grade, food, mom,
Form: Free verse
Elephant dumplings in my soup.
They are tasty and delicious.
Warm and fleshy to boot!
Come on, don’t crowd.
Elephant dumplings get them here and now!
They are frankly a big fat wow!
Not easy to beat.
Believe me, it’s a rare treat!
Elephant dumplings forever great.
Come for supper but don’t be late
For elephant dumplings you must taste.
There will be very little to throw or waste.
Categories:
dumplings, funny, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Every month or so
on a Sunday afternoon
I skip the football game
and get in my truck
and drive out from the city
into farm country
to visit Miss Carol
and get my hands
on her plump dumplings.
Biggest I've ever seen.
Best I've ever had,
terrific with her
legs and thighs.
When she lays out
her chicken dinner
on that white tablecloth
I start drooling before
I even get a hand on it.
A farm girl, she says
she's never met
a man like me
so nuts am I
about her dumplings.
Usually, she says,
men like breast meat,
when it's moist,
and I allow how I
like that as well
but not as much
as her plump dumplings
on a Sunday afternoon
and her pluperfect
legs and thighs.
Donal Mahoney
Categories:
dumplings, desire,
Form: Blank verse
Sitting alone
always at home I stare out of the window
I play in the kitchen...play like a witch when
I think of you missing
The true nature ...are you now kissing
Are you demure missing me as I am listening
Cutting the fruit...peeling and slicing
when do we do the things that we were so splendidly dicing
How do you think that I make such wonderful treats
They appear in my mind
I sit here and perform my feat
The death of your torture
I wonder when you are so turned
That you come home to dinner best...hot served
I am the dame, the despondent the best wife
Hush now, I silence you with a kiss,
I strive...
be the best I can be
Best at making this pie
Making amends
Making men cry
Laugh out loud
em-pathetically sound
I think of the truth that you've set to me you lout
I know you think of me
I think of you also
Do come home soon
I must sleep and force you
Into submission upon my command
You sit at the table
Not eat where you stand...
you Deserve best and This
I give you and then
Learn to respect me...for you are a man.
Categories:
dumplings, wife,
Form: Free verse
Paintings name : Apple dumplings
I sit here peeling the apples
My mind in a whirl
What shall I make them into
I am thinking as the peel twirls
I am pretty good at pastry
Shortcrust I think It must be
Must check if I have the cloves
To make a dumpling so very tasty
So I mix the flour with the butter
Til like breadcrumbs so very fine
Add drops of water, to bind the latter
Roll and cut to cover apples, divine
Cook them in the oven
Til golden brown and smelling so unreal
Make thick custard to serve with them
Can taste them, think just one I might steal.
The picture tells the story
Of the maidens thoughts at work
Of the pleasure that cooking has for her
This is one job she wont shirk.
link to picture
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/arts/yourpaintings/images/paintings/hap/large/ntv_hap_22_large.jpg
Penned 21/5/2013
Categories:
dumplings, fruit,
Form: Rhyme
Brown sugar and butter mixed,
Pour in hot water,
Add batter to this syrup.
Flour, baking powder.
Bakes to gooey sweet
Caramel
Love!
Written July 28, 2011
For Contest- Low Country Boil
Sponsor Sara Kendrick
Categories:
dumplings, food,
Form: Epulaeryu
Homemade Dumplings
Now watch this she would say my mother taught me this
And her mother taught her you might not get another chance
Everythings in the book I did change the pallbearers for you
Recently made it easier for you thanks mom that’s really kind
Of you was it 2 to 1 or 3 to 1 mom? Flour to eggs I gotta keep it
Simple in my head you know I gotta look at that book one day
Where did you say you kept it again?
04.03.10 11:30pm
Categories:
dumplings, mothermother,
Form: Narrative
Rooster, king of the barnyard, strutt your stuff
Stretch your flexible neck enjoy today
That neck will be great in dumplings, stew soon
Flop those flap away wings like you can fly
See if they carry the rooster away
Up into the safety of the blue sky
Mmmm revenge taste delicious served hot
Categories:
dumplings, animals, food, imagination, nature
Form: Blank verse
Stew that chicken keep broth hot
Add some chopped onions
Pepper, garlic, thyme and salt
Dumplings taste so fine
The dish is ready
Won’t you come --
Dine!
Categories:
dumplings, food
Form: Epulaeryu