Humorous Duck Poems
These Humorous Duck poems are examples of Duck poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Duck Humorous poems written by international poets.
Duckhe sits on the roof
of the building opposite
I sit on the sofa
glimpsed from the window;
him with his feathers
me with my skin;
themes tune
and blossom...
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duck, animal, bird, friendship, funny,
The Ducka curvaceous lady from Lubbock
was distraught at the loss of her duck
her search was in vain
poor duck was in pain
found wedged in the cleft of...
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duck, analogy, humorous,
The Little Duck Censored For SoupThe little duck was stuck in the water very blue,
but would he care too much if that was all he ever knew?
I don’t...
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duck, hilarious, humorous,
Rubber Duck - BawdyA duck got himself a young lady
They went to a cheap hotel
He booked a room - a little shady
Where he’d get to know her well
She...
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duck, humorous,
Cosmetic SurgeryHankered after plump pouting lips
Surgery the answer read all the tips
Now I'm a cartoon~think Donald Duck
Opening my mouth with horror I cluck.
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duck, funny, humorous,
Donald DuckI have never heard of a man named Donald Duck
Pity the guy with such poor luck
Somewhere I am certain this fellow exists
But His name doesn't...
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duck, funny, humorous,
Limericks Ii - Nature and AnimalsLimericks II - Nature Poems and Animal Poems
Dot Spotted
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a leopardess, Dot,
who indignantly answered: "I’ll not!
The gents are impressed
with the...
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duck, animal, humor, humorous, light,
The Platypus, a Double LimerickThese are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch
Double Limerick: The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what...
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duck, animal, desire, humor, humorous,
Lord Love a DuckLord Love A Duck
Quacky little bird call
When you hear it coming duck!
If farmer Fudd is after you
You're running out of luck
Totin' shotgun and bird shot,
Son,...
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duck, animal, bird, fun, humorous,
Shut the Duck UpOld Pattie just cannot stop talking
Voice grates like a mallard duck squawking
Can't you just be quiet ?
For once you should try it
Her hen pecked husband...
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duck, conflict, humorous, spoken word,
Duck: Donald
Democracy hating, dictator loving,
media baiting, neo-Nazi hugging
... Duck! Donald
I heard someone in the rally crowd cry,
then I saw a blurred object come flying by
Someone lobbed...
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duck, funny, humorous, satire, truth,
Dragon and Duck DynamicsDragon wanted a summer job so off to Dragon Air he did go.
But his erratic flying audition brought him, only buckets of Whoa!
They told him...
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duck, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
Klutzy DuckOnce there was a Klutzy Duck
Had problems day and night – yuck
Until he came across a young Dragon that was also out of luck
They started...
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duck, fantasy, friend, fun, funny,
The Duck of WaddlesworthThere was a duck in Waddlesworth
Who wore a silver hat.
And on the crown he wore a pin-
A diamond studded cat.
It's said pride comes before a...
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duck, funny, giggle, humorous,
Help the DuckHe has a stalker
Getting to the bottom of it,
who hurt the duck
Hint dabbing
probing for intelligence
Sent seedy
email to duck
Containing x...
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duck, humor, humorous,