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Funny Drug Poems

These Funny Drug poems are examples of Drug poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Drug Funny poems written by international poets.


Some Funny Thought On The Way Out Nowhere
Now again, someone upstairs, 
and somewhere on a bus
headed somewhere in Louisiana 
where it is one a.m.

eyes mind thy business 
while pyramid in the sky...

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Categories: crazy, creation, drug, emotions,



Micro-Bullets
A few weeks ago I stopped 
smoking pot as an experiment. 
Easier than I thought-
I’ve had practice. Depth 
of feeling starts coming back 
like micro-bullets...

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Categories: drug, feelings, funny,

Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold
Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold

alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer
big plans to relocate self and spouse
to some tropical island...

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Categories: drug, adventure, angel, appreciation, blessing,

Premium Member Hunter Biden
From his mother’s womb
One February afternoon
and straight to the Situation Room
Hunter Biden, we presume.
His father, with his thoughtless clauses and pauses,
Captured the most prestigious of...

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Categories: america, celebrity, drug, funny,

drugs
they're funny,
but not always
like that.

they're laughing,
but sometimes
its hard.

it's so touching 
to see them
collapse.

i'd stop them,
but they would
get mad.

they're diving
so deep;
they can't breathe.

they're gasping
for air -
getting...

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Categories: addiction, anxiety, depression, drug,



Premium Member Hyper Stoner
Lord, please help us all,
Stupid stoner is again
Bouncing off the walls....

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Categories: addiction, drug, funny, humor,

In Joint Veritas
In joint veritas 
They said
I’m so agreed
Because why not
I mean
The way 
It sounds to me
Or maybe just 
because I’m high

26 December 2023...

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Categories: drug, funny, humor,

Premium Member Mulberry Tree
Our mulberry tree, full and bent

Gives berries so sweet, heaven-sent

They grow big and fall

Woodchucks have a ball

Get drunk on the ones that ferment!
...

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Categories: animal, drug, fruit, funny,

Premium Member Catnip
I don't need any psychedelic trip...

I can just watch my cat roll around 
--- on her new rug laced in catnip!!...

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Categories: drug, animal, cat, cute love,

Golly - a Limerick
After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s...

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Categories: baby, best friend, drug,

Fools'Day
Fools'day 
When you mistakenly
                         take 
                         Medicines
                         Made 
                            for 
                             a 
                           Mad
                           Man 
                              or
                           Woman 
     
You will seem As 
  ...

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Categories: 12th grade, crazy, drug,

Premium Member High Stakes
Trippy hippie likes risky frisky.
Doing gambles of one's living....

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Categories: addiction, allusion, crazy, drug,

No More Drinking For Me
Driving home from the liquor store,
       completely void of worry,
I reached behind for my bag of weed
 and I...

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Categories: adventure, anger, animal, drug,

Premium Member Time To Blowup
Time to be that bore who smokes the weed.
Time to be that betch who takes the lead.
Time to be the nurturer somebody needs.
Time to be...

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Categories: crazy, drug, funny, rap,

Premium Member Witzelsucht
Love my folks, moreso love my tokes.
Although I ought to stop my jokes....

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Categories: addiction, drug, funny, health,


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