Funny Drug Poems
These Funny Drug poems are examples of Drug poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Drug Funny poems written by international poets.
Some Funny Thought On The Way Out Nowhere
Now again, someone upstairs,
and somewhere on a bus
headed somewhere in Louisiana
where it is one a.m.
eyes mind thy business
while pyramid in the sky...
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Categories:
crazy, creation, drug, emotions,
Micro-Bullets
A few weeks ago I stopped
smoking pot as an experiment.
Easier than I thought-
I’ve had practice. Depth
of feeling starts coming back
like micro-bullets...
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Categories:
drug, feelings, funny,
Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of goldYours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold
alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer
big plans to relocate self and spouse
to some tropical island...
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Categories:
drug, adventure, angel, appreciation, blessing,
Hunter BidenFrom his mother’s womb
One February afternoon
and straight to the Situation Room
Hunter Biden, we presume.
His father, with his thoughtless clauses and pauses,
Captured the most prestigious of...
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Categories:
america, celebrity, drug, funny,
drugsthey're funny,
but not always
like that.
they're laughing,
but sometimes
its hard.
it's so touching
to see them
collapse.
i'd stop them,
but they would
get mad.
they're diving
so deep;
they can't breathe.
they're gasping
for air -
getting...
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Categories:
addiction, anxiety, depression, drug,
Hyper StonerLord, please help us all,
Stupid stoner is again
Bouncing off the walls....
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Categories:
addiction, drug, funny, humor,
In Joint VeritasIn joint veritas
They said
I’m so agreed
Because why not
I mean
The way
It sounds to me
Or maybe just
because I’m high
26 December 2023...
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Categories:
drug, funny, humor,
Mulberry Tree
Our mulberry tree, full and bent
Gives berries so sweet, heaven-sent
They grow big and fall
Woodchucks have a ball
Get drunk on the ones that ferment!
...
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Categories:
animal, drug, fruit, funny,
CatnipI don't need any psychedelic trip...
I can just watch my cat roll around
--- on her new rug laced in catnip!!...
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Categories:
drug, animal, cat, cute love,
Golly - a LimerickAfter we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s...
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Categories:
baby, best friend, drug,
Fools'DayFools'day
When you mistakenly
take
Medicines
Made
for
a
Mad
Man
or
Woman
You will seem As
...
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Categories:
12th grade, crazy, drug,
High StakesTrippy hippie likes risky frisky.
Doing gambles of one's living....
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Categories:
addiction, allusion, crazy, drug,
No More Drinking For MeDriving home from the liquor store,
completely void of worry,
I reached behind for my bag of weed
and I...
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Categories:
adventure, anger, animal, drug,
Time To BlowupTime to be that bore who smokes the weed.
Time to be that betch who takes the lead.
Time to be the nurturer somebody needs.
Time to be...
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Categories:
crazy, drug, funny, rap,
WitzelsuchtLove my folks, moreso love my tokes.
Although I ought to stop my jokes....
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Categories:
addiction, drug, funny, health,