Funny Drug Poems

From his mother’s womb
One February afternoon
and straight to the Situation Room
Hunter Biden, we presume.
His father, with his thoughtless clauses and pauses,
Captured the most prestigious of...

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they're funny,
but not always
like that.

they're laughing,
but sometimes
its hard.

it's so touching 
to see them
collapse.

i'd stop them,
but they would
get mad.

they're diving
so deep;
they can't breathe.

they're gasping
for air -
getting...

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Lord, please help us all,
Stupid stoner is again
Bouncing off the walls....

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In joint veritas 
They said
I’m so agreed
Because why not
I mean
The way 
It sounds to me
Or maybe just 
because I’m high

26 December 2023...

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Our mulberry tree, full and bent

Gives berries so sweet, heaven-sent

They grow big and fall

Woodchucks have a ball

Get drunk on the ones that ferment!
...

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I don't need any psychedelic trip...

I can just watch my cat roll around 
--- on her new rug laced in catnip!!...

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After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s...

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Fools'day 
When you mistakenly
                         take 
                         Medicines
                         Made 
                            for 
                             a 
                           Mad
                           Man 
                              or
                           Woman 
     
You will seem As 
  ...

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Trippy hippie likes risky frisky.
Doing gambles of one's living....

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Driving home from the liquor store,
       completely void of worry,
I reached behind for my bag of weed
 and I...

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Time to be that bore who smokes the weed.
Time to be that betch who takes the lead.
Time to be the nurturer somebody needs.
Time to be...

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Love my folks, moreso love my tokes.
Although I ought to stop my jokes....

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When I was young,                     ...

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Have you ever thought about dying,                   ...

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Here's where I left behind
Back in time
Trying to find 
What's in Monkeys mind 
In 2006, 08 
Or maybe 09
And the years grow longer
The deeper I...

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