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Funny Drug Poems

These Funny Drug poems are examples of Drug poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Drug Funny poems written by international poets.


Hyper Stoner
Lord, please help us all,
Stupid stoner is again
Bouncing off the walls....

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Categories: addiction, drug, funny, humor,



In Joint Veritas
In joint veritas 
They said
I’m so agreed
Because why not
I mean
The way 
It sounds to me
Or maybe just 
because I’m high

26 December 2023...

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Categories: drug, funny, humor,

Premium Member Mulberry Tree
Our mulberry tree, full and bent

Gives berries so sweet, heaven-sent

They grow big and fall

Woodchucks have a ball

Get drunk on the ones that ferment!
...

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Categories: animal, drug, fruit, funny,

Catnip
I don't need any psychedelic trip...

I can just watch my cat roll around 
--- on her new rug laced in catnip!!...

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Categories: drug, animal, cat, cute love,

Golly - a Limerick
After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s...

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Categories: baby, best friend, drug,



Fools'Day
Fools'day 
When you mistakenly
                         take 
                         Medicines
                         Made 
                            for 
                             a 
                           Mad
                           Man 
                              or
                           Woman 
     
You will seem As 
  ...

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Categories: 12th grade, crazy, drug,

High Stakes
Trippy hippie likes risky frisky.
Doing gambles of one's living....

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Categories: addiction, allusion, crazy, drug,

No More Drinking For Me
Driving home from the liquor store,
       completely void of worry,
I reached behind for my bag of weed
 and I...

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Categories: adventure, anger, animal, drug,

Time To Blowup
Time to be that bore who smokes the weed.
Time to be that betch who takes the lead.
Time to be the nurturer somebody needs.
Time to be...

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Categories: crazy, drug, funny, rap,

Witzelsucht
Love my folks, moreso love my tokes.
Although I ought to stop my jokes....

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Categories: addiction, drug, funny, health,

Premium Member Dear Dr Fred You Missed the Big One
When I was young,                     ...

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Categories: birthday, death, drug, mom,

Premium Member Near Death Experience
Have you ever thought about dying,                   ...

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Categories: body, drug, heaven, miracle,

Monkey Business
Here's where I left behind
Back in time
Trying to find 
What's in Monkeys mind 
In 2006, 08 
Or maybe 09
And the years grow longer
The deeper I...

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Categories: drug, funny, humorous, nature,

Premium Member Scooter Was Protected By His Parents
Scooter was never told no.
He was always built up and admired.
Adored by two ridiculously doting parents.
If he did anything wrong, they covered it up.
They lied...

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Categories: drug, parents,

Change
The world spins on and on. 
Whether I want it to or not.  
I can cry for the earth to stop, but it wont....

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Categories: addiction, change, courage, drug,