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Dopey Poems - Poems about Dopey


Premium Member Dopey Clowns
Clowns are usually funny But one clown that I know Couldn't even get a titter Out of the audience so Feeling very disappointed and About to call it quits He went to walk off the stage And he did the splits When he tried to get up From the floor to strike a better pose He bumped into the wall Which knocked off his big red...

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Categories: dopey, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Snow White and the Dopey Dentist
Snow White has an ache in her jaw. Her tooth was cracked by a crunchy apple. The seven dwarfs had been snoring, when the doorbell, should have been exploring. So now, Snow White wishes she could sleep. Oh that kind of one that is magically deep. But alas, the witch had picked her choicest fruit, a poison that brought no sweet-saving kiss. Where...

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Categories: dopey, parody,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member I'M Dopey
Sedated, but now in full fettle Yet I cannot boil the darn kettle I can’t turn on tv But can go for a pee My hubby must be on his mettle! Having been sedated I am not allowed to ‘operate ANY domestic equipment for 24 hours – I am lucky I have hubby and son to help me …...

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Categories: dopey, health, home,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dopey Clowns
Clowns are usually funny But one clown that I know Couldn't even get a titter Out of any audience so Feeling very disappointed and About to call it quits He went to walk off the stage And he did the splits When he tried to get up From the floor to strike a better pose He bumped into the wall Which knocked off his big red...

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Categories: dopey, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Dopey One
Albert Einstein Expanded our view beyond the skyline Reluctant superstar and intellectual force Relatively speaking, of course!...

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Categories: dopey, planet, science, smart, stars,
Form: Clerihew



Hopey Dopey Doo
Hope is the notion to swim across the ocean and pray you won't drown when it gets thick and brown Hope is that dope that get you hooked when you're goose is cooked and you’re up against the ropes Hope things are going well and Hope we won't panic I've got my beachfront land And the best seat on the...

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Categories: dopey, hope, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Dopey
Remember your very first movie? I surely remember mine Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs It was nineteen thirty-nine! Went to a matinee with my parents “Sit still!” my mother said Saw two movies and a funny cartoon Still dancing round in my head! I remember being really frightened By the sight of the wicked old Queen Soon as Dopey came bouncing along Happy times returned...

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Categories: dopey, happiness, memory,
Form: Quatrain

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