POND
ice skates
summer swim
where i’m surrounded
subdued by dobermans
i stand very still, coping
“Ripples of fur and water sport“
4/20/2023
Pyramids3---- 7 Lines
Sponsor: Joseph May
Categories:
dobermans, animal, sports, water,
Form: Verse
dogs on vacation filling up the beach with warm barks
dobermans, german shepherds, prissy poodles that cause sparks
husky and rottweiler are sharing a purple lounge chair in the sun
excited corgis begin a volley ball game; this is all kinds of fun!
bulldogs and blue heelers, tripping around in the moist sand.
perky dogs with fluffy tails that are wildly frenzied and fanned.
chihuahuas and yorkies and there is a beagle with a howl.
this would not be the place for a kitten or fowl.
let’s vacation on down to the Vermosa beach
and drink some cold water with slight taste of peach
here comes a striped surfboard and a jet ski too
unhappy mailmen fall from the sky, out of the blue
Categories:
dobermans, dog, fantasy,
Form: Quatrain
We have two new fosters she said
I was shocked thinking they were surely at capacity
Dobermans this time.
Case managers will not do any more home visits now.
Great plan if you say you only have two dogs when you have sixteen.
Frankly I would have stopped the home visits after the pot belly pig.
She was one hundred and ten pounds when she delivered eighteen babies.
A two-bedroom apartment can only take so much.
Right?
Categories:
dobermans, animal,
Form: Free verse
"What we've got here is a very serious language barrier, not mine!
Let me introduce myself, I'm Tricky, a Doberman Pinscher and a thoroughbred.
My Dad Mick, clever, thinks he can talk to his pets, whatever!
He has two, yes, me and a cat called, grruf, T. C.!
Oops, he is coming, he mustn't know I write and talk too."
"Tricky, good boy, were off walkies", "Dangling my lead in my face.
A few happy barks, bark, bark. plus I wag my stumpy tail,
were on our way, so happy, I was hoping to the park,
the only place Mick lets me off my short lead, great fun.
I try to indicate my desire but no, the river, head down.
Saw a duck, made a lunge in the river plunged, cool water!
Could not believe my luck, no, didn't get the duck, Mick flew"!
Put Yourself In the Doberman Pinscher's Paws Poetry Contest, Sponsored by Edward Ibeh
07/18/18
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Link A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB9pVJ3mYcE
Categories:
dobermans, pets,
Form: Personification
I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we've been having a feud.
When he blew his leaves in my yard with a leaf blower,
I put third degree burns on his butt with a flamethrower.
That punk decided to take a dump in my back yard.
Now he has false teeth because I hit him so hard.
When I was mowing my lawn, he made his Dobermans attack.
I put sugar in his truck's gas tank because I blew my stack.
People tell me to try to get along with my neighbor.
But I want to cut his head off with a lightsaber.
He says that I started the feud but he is wrong.
If we live to be 200, he and I will never get along.
(This is a fictional poem.)
Categories:
dobermans, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
There are a lot of different breeds of dog,
A dog is a very common four legged-animal
That is often kept by people
Or used to guard
Or hunt things
but this female dog
Is a forensic dog
compare with Einstein
According to National Geographic channel
and other genius
mix with Dobermans
was used in Panama
as founder
of Noriega mass graves.
When ferocious barking up the wrong tree
is always
reward by her mon (a woman)
is a great holiday spender,
eats lot´s of pizzas
and can replace
men in his job.
Categories:
dobermans, animals,
Form: Free verse