Ditz Poems - Poems about Ditz

...past knoxville and idaho city there are a pair of adorable nitwits. townspeople refer to them as kooky oddballs, a couple of twits. their name is easy to learn. she is backward ditz; he is fritz. ......

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...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......

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...Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (Toller) To “toll” is to dance like a fox Luring mallards or teals to the rocks Where a hunter’s awaiting What the dog has been baiting Scaring duckie......

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...Because of a tiny glitch Inside a wet south side ditch A minuscule germ, Mitch Had an incredible itch His voice had an uphill pitch With a lilt that was rich His oldest friend named Fritz To......

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...First outings (not a date exactly) someone you’re impressed with. You trot out your best anecdotes and venture small confidences. You have to decide which “you” to show - the serious-seeming......

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...The Professor settles in and says, “Let’s go around the circle and introduce ourselves” We listen to resume after resume of unbridled accomplishment. Then he points to me. “Hi, I’m Anais, I’m a......

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...Whats with all the bull I've been hearing? Whats with all the crap your spouting To each other because of your viewpoints Why you gotta be at each other's throats? If you ask me-All this hate is ......

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...Help me, please, I've lost my mind, It ran away today. I don't know how to get it back, I sure hope its okay. I've searched and searched to no avail. Wherever can it be? I know I had it late ......

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...If you had a little glitz You and I could do the splits, In front of the Hotel Ritz Did you just call me a ditz? Come here and put up your mitts. Do not care if Mom has fits. Come and show me......

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...I’m like, “Yo!”, and he’s like, “Woh!”, and I’m like, “Good to meet,” and he’s like, “Real neat,” and I’m like, “Jungle sucks,” and he’s like, “It’s big bucks,” and I’m like, “It’s the pits,” ......

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................................................................................................................. Oh - Emm - Geeeee !!! Who me?? OMG!...I'm gonna wig out, doing this poem......

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...Their are so many triangles in my life, not one but many, as if he has no wife. Its the wrong finger where his wedding ring fits, he lies to all the little ditz. Its been eight years, I thoug......

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