Funny Dinner Poems
These Funny Dinner poems are examples of Dinner poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dinner Funny poems written by international poets.
What Makes Me Smile
Smiles from me to you,
making you happy not blue.
Friendship we can praise,
as we enjoy sunny days.
My puppy is tan and small,
she likes
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dinner, animal, cute, day, fun,
Christmas Dinner
Christmas geese run loose on corporate lawns
So why should I stand in line at the markets
When dinner is free ranging on asphalt in visitors parking
With
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dinner, funny,
Heartbreak dinner
I had a girlfriend during my youth service,
She was then in love but still a novice,
After service, she was called to the bar,
Not long after
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dinner, break up, funny love,
The dinner table
Last winter,
I went to a buffet dinner,
And all the faces there,
were barely familiar.
They laughed and giggled,
They all came in pairs,
I wondered why I was the
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dinner, 10th grade,
A Late Dinner
A roasted turkey on a giant plate
Waiting for the guests that were very late
One of them suddenly came
The night would not be
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dinner, funny,
3 Winner Winners From 1 Single Dinner Part 1 of 2 To Follow
3 Winner , Winner's
From 1 Single
Chicken Dinner
And here is for why
My mum wanted to surprise
me on my birthday with a
present
But is currently a little
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Categories:
dinner, birthday,
The Mouse
The mouse was swallowed by a grouse,
Hawk had the grouse for dinner.
One gunshot blast, the hawk was dead,
the mouse walked out the winner.
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dinner, animal, fate, food, funny,
Invited To Dinner
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A scary black bat came knocking at my door,
I once was scared, but I scream no more.
A grave is in danger If I dine with
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dinner, death, desire, funny,
Life Is Just Like Dinner Out
I'll have
the beauty platter
with ugly on the side.
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dinner, angst, emotions, food, funny,
The Valentine Dinner
Their Valentine dinner was bad
When the waitress made them mad
She dropped food in their lap
It tasted like crap
So, their Valentine’s day was sad
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Categories:
dinner, holiday,
After Dinner
After Dinner
David J Walker
I can still hear the clanking of
Silverware and ceramic dishes after dinner
As the sink filled with hot water
Clearing, washing, and
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Categories:
dinner, remember,
Sandwich Elf
The sandwich elf, the sandwich elf
Seduces you into eating his self
Turns to jelly
In your belly
Yet blows out whole
From your as*hole.
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Categories:
dinner, christmas, fairy, fantasy, food,
Christmas Dinner
onions
garlic
fine white win
butternut
squash
quince and mince
leek
scallops
clotted cream
turkey stuffed
pastry puffed
chives give hives
people gaseous
pissed
nauseous
happy holidays to all
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dinner, christmas, funny,
Good King Wenceslas Again
Good King Wenceslas again
On the feast of Stephen
Saw the snow spread white and plain
Deep and crisp and even.
Afar a snowy hump in sight
Attracted his attention
Could
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dinner, animal, christmas, fantasy, funny,
Christmas Relations
Every year it's the same troop
Who seem to show up in a group
Relations that you never see
But, still they are your family
Gifts are opened, clear
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Categories:
dinner, christmas, family, funny,