Dicks Poems - Poems about Dicks

someone should put them in their place i found three of them hiding at the end of this sentence......

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Do you think shaggy cried when scooby died? Would a red smurf suffer from racism? Does it bother god his name spelled backwards is Dog? What if darkness is afraid of light? Do tears every cry? Why is captain caveman a captain? Why is there no black teletubbies? Why is it easier to hurt than help? And finally why are we here? Is it...

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The distance between here and there, A lifetime measured in klicks; And I guess to be fair, I should mention some of the dicks. For travelled along the way, On this winding path up and down, Interspersed I have to say A few dicks I surely found. But I ask myself; why go there? When the dicks I have left behind; Retirement man, I've got...

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Life is a learning process Each day a useful test But some people, you’ll agree They are born with a degree Of self delusion They’re the ones who know...

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There once was a gardener called Dick Whilst in his garden he thought he was slick When in the shrubs he poses He's so stupid, their Roses And now he's starting to feel a slight prick ....

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