Dicks Poems - Poems about Dicks

... Our favorite teacher was in a fix History class had not one, but two Dicks Teacher felt she was screwed She knew it might seem lewd But she kept both Dicks ~ out ......Read the rest...

...Turrets are turning, behind the tanks exhausts are farting death clouds, barrels, like angry dicks, are hot, erect and spurting, buildings erupt, climaxing on TV screens. On both sides of th......Read the rest...

...Long long ago in a land far away Was this slave girl named Gedophamee Worked as a prostitute to earn some dough Name was pronounced “Get-offa-me!” At an athletic festival in Roman times......Read the rest...

...these unconventional cats who are dicks forties detectives to you out of comic strips make others nervous anyway me go by their last names, like Marlo or Spade interrogate usual suspects under......Read the rest...

...An Overview When Villonia Beebe was a baby of three She got it in her head to trim the Christmas tree. She lit all the pretty candles, Tossed the matchstick away, Sister, brother, dad, ......Read the rest...

...or The Illusion of Changing Water into Wine Exists; It's Just Not Real "A frustrated cigar is just a cigar in pain needing some smoking-hot sex." -- a non-Freudian in need of a cigaret......Read the rest...

...I’ve written about “Dick The Bully” “Dick The Ignorant” also This poem is about “Dick The Coward” Who is one of the lowest of low “Dick The Coward” you are gutless You follow and persecute in ......Read the rest...

...Let’s tell stories. Can we haunt each other? We can put a new twist on an old script; Tale of a call center with a raw deal plagued with disrespect they ask why bother? Mild manners over time h......Read the rest...

...I am behind the large white wheel of an Oldsmobile. I am a page ripped from a Raymond Chandler novel. Clipped words curl close to my lips as hot as ash. Dreamy eyes are cold tonight, there will......Read the rest...

...A: Always and ever B: be the person you want to see. C: Casualties may come and go D: down the path of life you know. E: Enough of the silly tricks, F: fancy life without the dicks. G: G......Read the rest...

...someone should put them in their place i found three of them hiding at the end of this sentence.........Read the rest...

...DICK, you think yourself fearless Protected by your screen Shaming and blaming ,being hurtful So brave and bold when unseen Now DICK ,its obvious you don’t refrain From spewing out uneducated......Read the rest...

...(Sing along to tune, "Simply the Best!") Dan, i'm saying, my laugh's afire, Dan, I voted for you, on the wires, Dan, golfers are piddling in the rain! They'll get Corona on their dicks again, ......Read the rest...

...GAME Get her to like you that was your game, call her baby and ask her to say your name. You like the way she says it or that’s what you tell her, you hope to make her feel that you would tr......Read the rest...

...I stand by my assertion Mars has next-to-zero AIR That justifies my skeptical view AIRcraft can't fly there But in my poem composing, I did leave myself an 'out' I can't have people thinking I'm a......Read the rest...