Christmas Deer Poems

Author’s note: The following is in haibun form—poetic prose (microfiction with less than 200 words in this case) coupled with a haiku. It was written...

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Dainty Christmas deer with his blonde fur aglow.
He prances with magnificence in the twinkling snow.
His mother has put glitzy ornaments on his sweet head.
We dream...

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Festive Sing-A-Long Time!

There was dasher and dancer etcetera etcetera
Comet and something and something and blitzen
But do you recaaaaaaaall the most regular plain deer of allllll

BA...

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Santa Claus was in a tissy,
At this time of year, he's always busy.
Frantically polishing his big sleigh,
He forgot it was Christmas Day....

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When Santa Claus was parking that old sleigh upon the roof
Somehow he slipped right off and his expletives were uncouth
He splashed down in the fish...

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We can’t afford no tree this year.
We spent it all on dog, and feed.
We got enough to buy birdseed,
and a salt block for the deer.

We...

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Deer, Oh, Deer, oh lovely host!
Do you enjoy your Christmas trust?
You pull the sleigh, with magic born,
across the sky 'fore Christmas morn. 

Oh. Dasher, Dancer,...

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Cute Christmas Couplet


Teams Elves, and Deer, claimed each was best...who do you think is right?

Elves took one year to make the toys...Deer brought them in...

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Santa’s reindeer held a pre-Christmas party
they all had such fun on their special day 
their Xmas dinner was so big and hearty
they were too tired...

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Deer Colette,

Thank u four the sweater. Eye did knot no it wood cost that much. It was hire than eye thought. Eye love it! U...

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Santa Claus has been unemployed all year

On the dole watching TV drinking beer

Ms. Claus was going berserk

Its Christmas time you fat jerk

Get off your duff...

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