The old deacon is a gossiper
He's like an old woman
Though he's an avid worshipper
He does not count as one
Deaconess is his old wife
But like him, she's like an old toad
For, what they do is to mine other's life
Like they don't have their own load
August 30, 2023
I laid my back on the soft sofa bed
To draw myself out from stress and sadness
But inklings with regrets whirled in my head.
Was dreaming to become a deaconess
For a full-time worker in God’s service
What if I’d pursued, workloads bring lightness?
Less kids at Sunday schools, I’m more at ease
No lesson plans… just teach bible verses
Play the hymns on church organs without cease.
What if I’d become one of the nurses
Taking care of patient and not grader
Lots of patience, but no hugs and kisses?
What if I would be a teacher forever
Rejuvenation comes once in a while
To play with kids as friend, sis and mother?
As my thoughts swirled, I gave myself a smile
I laid my back on the soft sofa bed
Rejuvenation comes once in a while
But inklings with regrets whirled in my head.
May 20, 2023 8.03am
10 syll/line
Till tomorrow a nasty style
Nigerians stretch a bold mile:
Sermons which begin with obituary
And proceed to The Mortuary…
The Waiting Choice of Deaconess Emmanuela
Seeking and discovering The Best Umbrella
For mandating sinners’ fastest repentance
Of deeds that might no more clinch penance.
Also, of Pastor Prince at war with Theological Schools,
Because break a preacher could one or two rules…
I simply pray Prince won’t this try in London
For a Whole Assembly shall him abandon:
Spiritual messages of the scary;
Tales Gospel – like but still fairy.
Hello Church Family
There is something I want you to know
When I was saying yes, Jesus said no
When the Doctor says, "There is nothing I can do for you"
I was devastated and felt deep down in my soul
I still say yes, but Jesus said no
All who knows that I truly love singing for the Lord
Today was a special day, Church Anniversary, Deaconess Sunday
To be led by me for devotions, however,
I say yes, Jesus said no.
Sometimes God has a reason, a season for all of us
To go through the valley
No matter what day or what we say, stand still
Be obedient, He's in control
I can't say yes, when Jesus says no.
Like mother, like daughter
Like father, like son
Like uncle, like nephew
Like aunt, like niece
Like grandfather, like grandson
Like grandmother, like granddaughter
A man to a woman
A boy to a girl
A policeman to a policewoman
A deacon to a deaconess
A dog to a puppy
A cat to a kitten
A hero to a heroine
A lion to a lioness
A male to a female
A professional soccer player---------- football
A professional baseball player--------- baseball
A softball player---------- softball
A handball player--------- handball
A horse racer--------- jockey
A sport with sticks and an ice playfield--------- ice hockey
Demeter Edwards
* NONE DENOMINATIONIST *
I’M A NONE DENOMINATIONIST I DON’T WORSHIP CHURCH, TITLE, NAME NOR TOPIC
TO ALL THOSE MISSED LEADING PASTORS, PREACHERS, DEACONS, AND DEACONESS
CHECK YOUR CIRCUIT, BECAUSE THE CURRENT THAT IS FLOWING IS COMING FROM
THE WRONG SOCKET
YOUR ANALYSIS IS TOTALLY WRONG FROM THE MAIN IDEA OF THE BIBLICAL TOPIC
I’M A NONE DENOMINATIONIST I DON’T WORSHIP CHURCH, TITLE, NAME NOR TOPIC
LOVE AND PEACE IS TO BE SPREAD NOT JEALOUSY, HATRED, AND JACKET
BROTHERS AND SISTERS, BE CAREFUL OF THAT WHICH YOU WORSHIP BECAUSE THE
DEVIL IS THE MASTER OF ALL KINDS OF TRICKS
HE KNOWS YOUR WEAKNESSES,
REMEMBER, HIM ALREADY ANALYZE IT
I’M A NONE DENOMINATIONIST I DON’T WORSHIP CHURCH, TITLE, NAME NOR TOPIC
LOVE FROM THE HEART
NOT FROM THE MIND
RESPECT GOES OUT TO ALL
LOVE AND PEACE TO ALL THOSE WHO HATE AND USED YOU
BECAUSE SPECIAL GIFTS AWAITS YOU
I’M A NONE DENOMINATIONIST I DON’T WORSHIP CHURCH, TITLE, NAME NOR TOPIC