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Dandruff Poems - Poems about Dandruff


Premium Member farm alarm
a helicopter combs the hillside sheep scatter like dandruff...

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Categories: dandruff, animal, anxiety,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Dandruff Bots
The right wing dandruff bots are here They whisper trump tweets in your ear Their bluff can be called Just shave yourself bald It’s likely that they won’t come near! ——————— H/T to Robert Gorelick’s It’s Not Dandruff...

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Categories: dandruff, nonsense, silly,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member It's Not Dandruff
There's a conspiracy so just be aware Of dandruff-like drones landing deep in your hair It's a government plot to steal every thought Don't call me a flake, it was on the air!...

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Categories: dandruff, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Dandruff Scourge
My shoulders are alive with dandruff Been blessed with it since I was a pup Why me I shout This frustration I spout Maybe shove dandruff shampoo up my butt...

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Categories: dandruff, anxiety,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dandruff
Too bad we can't adjust the color of our dandruff To the color of our clothing each day, maybe a shade of buff Or perhaps chartreuse Maybe a baby blue Everyone would want dandruff to be up to snuff...

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Categories: dandruff, discrimination,
Form: Limerick



Dandruff
Dandruff spreads on my scalp in the parching wind blowing from the ocean of thoughts. White dust lies scattered as the ash of tension. Nails plow the scalp. Harsh pleasure rises from the furrow. My hair loses its vigor. A sticking friend often looks for an existence. There is dandruff on the scalp of the world too. Hairs fall down dead. A new face grows above corpses....

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Categories: dandruff, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member That Dandruff Scourge
My shoulders are alive with dandruff Been blessed with it since I was a pup Why me I shout This frustration I spout Maybe shove dandruff shampoo up my butt © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: dandruff, fun,
Form: Limerick

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