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That Dandruff Scourge

My shoulders are alive with dandruff
Been blessed with it since I was a pup
Why me I shout
This frustration I spout
Maybe shove dandruff shampoo up my butt


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Judy Konos Date: 10/20/2015 6:52:00 AM although you sound as though you are very busy here....just wanted to stop and say Congratulations Jack on your Candidate winning....BIG HAPPY CONGRATULATIONS.... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/20/2015 8:24:00 AM The second coming!!! LOL Like father, like son... he's my man!!! Love Santa Jacl xxx

Michael Tor Date: 10/20/2015 12:13:00 AM Head and Shoulders shampoo Jack Used, Didn't work very well, what else can he do? He thought of a solution he had forgot. He asked his Barber for a a buzz cut! Hey there Sir Jackson top of the morning to you!!!! Those Blue Jays are rewriting history my friend. Go BBBBBlllluuuee JJJaaaayyyyss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/20/2015 8:32:00 AM Jays sure showed 'em eh!!!!!!!! Back to the long ball... and did Goins make up for that questionable play... BIG TIME!!! Michael Tor Date: 10/20/2015 12:15:00 AM I just read JOHN JOHN's sorry JOHN JOHN didn't see your write. I didn't mean to steal!!!!!!!!!!! Like yours better!!!!

Carol Eastman Date: 10/19/2015 3:48:00 PM Should watch the show called 'Evolution'a movie from far in the past... 'Head and Shoulders did stop the aliens with a blast... It was run up their butt so vast... To end the invasion amassed... And all had hair with no dandruff at last... Really! The movie was halarious. Had Grandpa Troll and Dragon rolling around on the floor and in stitches the whole time! Login to Reply Carol Eastman Date: 10/20/2015 2:06:00 PM No. It's just a silly (and meant to be funny) science fiction show. They used Head N' Shoulders on an amoeba. It was a good show... and funny. Jack Ellison Date: 10/20/2015 8:33:00 AM You're joking of course!!! LOL xoxox

Tim Smith Date: 10/19/2015 3:23:00 PM It's a little too early for snow...the kind we all are accustomed to know...but off of his head...is enough we could sled... here we come, look out below Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/20/2015 8:34:00 AM LOL You are really good at these lims... a whole new dimension to your talents!!! Way to go, Timothy!!!