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Funny Dad Poems

These Funny Dad poems are examples of poetry about Funny Dad. These are the best examples of Dad Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Cherish The Good Days

Cherish the good days

Heed the bad days in a blaze

Every loving memory hold to your heart

Raise a prayer from the start

I cherish both good and...

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Categories: dad, day, love, prayer,



Premium Member Snow Globe Refreshment
Presenting to the emergency room, patient "BB,"
a dad who swallowed a snow globe carelessly.

Out of ALC, voices crying, "YOLO,"
PO, he took a big gulp of...

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Categories: dad, addiction, body, break up,

Premium Member Coffee Table Gum
Bubblicious, not Bubble Yum
was my dad's favorite bubble gum.

Outperforming the second best,
on the coffee table it would rest

like a rubber wad between meals.
(Just one of...

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Categories: cute, dad, father, for

Premium Member Blink
Anything can change in the blink of an eye.
You could win the lottery and the next day you die.
These thoughts and feelings make it very...

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Categories: anger, childhood, dad, family,

Premium Member Awaken For School
awaken for school-dad is there with hot coffee


Date Written: 2/26/2021
Note: In junior high and high school my dad would wake me up each school day...

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Categories: dad, daughter, love, school,



Premium Member Welcome Home
Welcome home the family has missed you                        Dad come down now    ...

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Categories: dad, mom, soldier, today,

Premium Member Ask Dad
Ask dad                       ...

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Categories: baby, dad, love, night,

Premium Member George Washington

Born-In Virginia on February 22,1732.   
Siblings-The first of six children.             ...

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Categories: america, child, dad, marriage,

Premium Member A Sea-Side Walk with Sincerest Apology to Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The sand and sea were calling us                  ...

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Categories: beach, dad, day, heart,

Premium Member My Daddy

My Dad, a huge giver                    ...

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Categories: dad, giving, homework, money,

Premium Member There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: dad, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Cleaning

There was a little girl I knew
Whose smile so brightly grew

She listened to her Mom and Dad
Was always good and never bad

Once, she cleaned the...

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Categories: dad, child, cute, funny, humor,

Premium Member My Dad

My dad,                       ...

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Categories: dad, hope, love, wisdom,

Show Time
New show
Must go 

Mind set
You bet

Head strong
So wrong

Can’t walk
I squawk

Need ride
I cried

Too far
Want car

Take dad’s
He’s mad

No fun
Sore bum...

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Categories: car, dad, fun, funny,

Premium Member My Love Skates
"Fragments and crumbs of life, all the little pieces"                ...

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Categories: beautiful, dad, daughter, fun,