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Funny Dad Poems

These Funny Dad poems are examples of poetry about Funny Dad. These are the best examples of Dad Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Day My Life Changed
The day my life changed when I was seventeen,                ...

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Categories: dad, food, friend, hurt,



Daddy's little monster
Was once here to love me
Was once here To help me grow
Was once here To support the house
Was once here To take me places and...

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Categories: dad, family, hurt,

A Poem About My Dad
I’m trying to write a poem about my dad
Which is weird because all I want to say about him is the things he’d done bad.
Then...

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© Sia Lerno  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: 11th grade, childhood, dad,

Premium Member Accidents Will Happen
Talking to his quite young daughter
Was sometimes like talking to a wall
To him the message seemed to be plain
But to her, just not the case...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dad, daughter, funny, growing

Premium Member Angels Touch the Earth
Angels Touch the Earth

The soft color of red, 
turned ever so slowly to pink… carnations.
The grand color of blue, 
the sky, the ocean, 
the color...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dad, angel, baby, birth, christian,



Premium Member Go Football
Go Football!

Hope is undefeated.
Faith is the cheering section
Joy is playing together.
God is everything.
Jesus is Savior, also Our Quarterback.
The Mighty Holy Spirit with us even now....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cute love, dad, encouraging,

Premium Member My Guy
My Guy

Yes, my guy.
Like the song in my heart, that repeats, 
when I listen ever so closely to things that matter.

Puts me first, when I...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angel, dad, freedom, god,

Premium Member If I Were Your Brother, Boy Would You Be In Trouble
I asked where is my bag of candy?                 ...

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Categories: dad, 7th grade, 8th grade,

Premium Member The West
The West

A gun, a holster, bullets…
A glass of whiskey and 
a ten-gallon hat.
A horse, a saddle, a bridle…
and bags to hold it all. 

Good guys,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, appreciation, art, dad,

Premium Member The Mustache
The Mustache

Thick and brown, 
wide and black, 
Up and down… with handlebars…

Some to the sides, 
and some to the middle, 
it is just so hard...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, dad, fun, humorous,

COCKROACH IMPACT

            COCKROACH...!!!
            Scream my desperate daughters ...
            - Mom, kill the cockroach ...!
            I...

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Categories: allusion, dad, funny, insect,

Premium Member Put it in your Room my Dad Orders
Loveable clowns. Doing tricks. Exciting grownups.
I am four. They terrify me. Their faces looks weird.
I hate their red lips.
Reminds me of blood.
More afraid of them...

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Categories: dad, scary,

Premium Member RIP Nephyr E Nough

For Dad I struggled like a slave

Being clean-cut and tight-lipped

I hope he's happy with my grave

Cuz the grass is always clipped




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Categories: dad, eulogy, funny,

Premium Member Don't Mess With Dad
A cursed thing whose time has come
       and I find myself with hate.
I'm not yet ready and the clock...

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Categories: dad, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Don't Get Caught in the Woods After Dark
Don't Get Caught in the Woods After Dark
By: Tom Wright
1/9/99

While walking in the woods one moon less night.
I stopped, but for a moments time,
to collect...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: child, dad, funny, scary,

Premium Member Moms and Dads are Funny Things
Chicken noodle soup fixes everything, I used to hear, from my mother.
I had tried everything but chicken noodle soup this week on my cold.
Cold pills,...

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Categories: dad, father, life, memory,

Get A Load of This One Dad
“BABY FACE WHAT’S YOU THINKIN’” Picture “B”

Get a Load of This One Dad !

Oh yeah! Yesterday you changed my stinky diaper !   ...

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Categories: dad, funny,

My Bad Day
 My Bad Day
By Robert Austin Allison 

My Bad Day
by Robert Austin Allison

Why'd you act like a fool - a total disgrace, 
When you joked...

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Categories: dad, dark, emotions, feelings,

Game over
I burst through my kitchen door knocking down my mother in the process and said "outta the way loser".

I went down to my gamer cave...

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Categories: allegory, analogy, boy, dad,

Fast flatulence
A conversation between me and my son a few years ago about the man who jumped out of the balloon from the stratosphere

I was trying...

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Categories: dad, father son, funny,