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Funny Dad Poems

These Funny Dad poems are examples of poetry about Funny Dad. These are the best examples of Dad Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Football Mug
coffee is a football mug

watch me as i chug-a-lug

no matter what team

bring on the steam

serve it next time in a jug.

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Categories: addiction, dad, drink, football,

Premium Member The Last Organ Grinder
I can still remember visiting a small musical town,  
a young boy holding his hat and singing his heart out for money.  

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Categories: boy, dad, dog, music,

Premium Member His Dad and Baseball
His father loved baseball…he watched his favorite team religiously…
“It’s a lot like life.” He’d say. “Come and watch a game with me.”

“When it’s your turn...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dad, baseball, father son, life,

Premium Member Bottomless Depth
After a much needed rainy night,                   ...

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Categories: dad, day, night, rain,

Premium Member Ocean
"A blue carpet as far as we can see.
My child I call it an Ocean." By Poet

When I was little my dad took me to...

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Categories: blue, child, dad, fun,

Premium Member Big Beach Day Blues
We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.  
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...

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Categories: dad, beach, family, funny, kid,

Premium Member Unwritten
Quote By My Dad  "A quitter never wins and a winner never quits." 

My dad did not teach me much,
the few things he did have...

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Categories: books, child, dad, love,

Premium Member Questionable
Quote By Poet "The word Why makes the world go round."               ...

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Categories: child, dad, mom, time,

My Father's Ghost
The man whose supposed to love me the most;
has hurt me the most, isn’t that funny?
Was it because I resembled you, 
Or was it that...

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Categories: dad, deep, grief, i

Premium Member Kiss
A young child's first kiss will be with a puppy or a kitten,
as she gets older the kiss could be written.
A boy puts the first...

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Categories: boy, cute, dad, fun,

Premium Member Loved and Lost
When I open your book of life,                  ...

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Categories: animal, car, dad, fun,

Premium Member The Chicken Plucker
Dad ordered a chicken to pluck,
in the end he had some bad luck.
Ready for the task.
He got not as ask,
not a dead chicken, a live...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, confusion, dad, funny,

Hey, I like Fast cars, I've lived agood life, wand the worst life like the one your waiting for.
 Time to grow up, be a...

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Categories: anxiety, conflict, dad, feelings,

Premium Member From a Dad Nk
the big hot sun  
work for one   
now for fun 
we can run 
yes my son 
you have won  
playtime is...

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Categories: dad, love, mom, son, sun,

Premium Member The Girls
The Girls

Perfumed and groomed, 
ribbons in their hair, so fair, 
they are beautiful... 
to me. 

Shorty, she is the clever hound, 
that knows how to...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dad, dog, faith, family,