Funny Dad Poems

coffee is a football mug

watch me as i chug-a-lug

no matter what team

bring on the steam

serve it next time in a jug.
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I can still remember visiting a small musical town,  
a young boy holding his hat and singing his heart out for money.  
His...

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His father loved baseball…he watched his favorite team religiously…
“It’s a lot like life.” He’d say. “Come and watch a game with me.”

“When it’s your turn...

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After a much needed rainy night,                   ...

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"A blue carpet as far as we can see.
My child I call it an Ocean." By Poet

When I was little my dad took me to...

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We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.  
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...

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Quote By My Dad  "A quitter never wins and a winner never quits." 

My dad did not teach me much,
the few things he did have...

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Quote By Poet "The word Why makes the world go round."               ...

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The man whose supposed to love me the most;
has hurt me the most, isn’t that funny?
Was it because I resembled you, 
Or was it that...

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A young child's first kiss will be with a puppy or a kitten,
as she gets older the kiss could be written.
A boy puts the first...

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When I open your book of life,                  ...

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Dad ordered a chicken to pluck,
in the end he had some bad luck.
Ready for the task.
He got not as ask,
not a dead chicken, a live...

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Hey, I like Fast cars, I've lived agood life, wand the worst life like the one your waiting for.
 Time to grow up, be a...

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the big hot sun  
work for one   
now for fun 
we can run 
yes my son 
you have won  
playtime is...

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The Girls

Perfumed and groomed, 
ribbons in their hair, so fair, 
they are beautiful... 
to me. 

Shorty, she is the clever hound, 
that knows how to...

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