Customer Poems - Poems about Customer

Red neon which looks lovely at four o’clock in the afternoon Somehow seemed dingy at twelve-thirty; he was the last customer bartender gave him a nod, and a sympathetic look...

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Cashier Change will make me hesitate Cause me to equivocate Clearly I can’t handle change Customers will find this strange ...

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Their 1:30 lunch—that is fine But I’m there at 1:29 They said you're too late With glee closed the gate So I filed a protest online ...

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Could Estonia help Vlad get paid? He'll claim they're Russian and invade! Better than cash bonds Putin can use their blondes To entice his mark Trump to get laid...

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Skips in a line of Customers To attend to some newcomers; A long good patience running out, A long silent voice to soon shout! "Why aside a guy in need wave" While he does same attention crave? CCTV does bear witness, People's acts judging their fitness... He could seller call A Bastard Or for humor Tasteless Custard; A claim he ate her this morning But has,...

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Downtown broad squares highway out of these places every nook and cranny alleyway, shabby signboard, makes a terrifying sound when the wind blows, we open a very narrow door and meet an old man who greets us with a warm smile across an iron cage we are always curious about the treasures buried in the darkness behind him They are of no use to him. Where are you taking all valuables and...

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It was the work ethic that did it. He just couldn’t get enough. He would sit for hours and hours Just contemplating the stuff Until suddenly it was home time, Getting on for half past four, And he knew that in the morning They'd have delivered plenty more. After nearly a week they found him Slouched dead in his swivel chair; He'd been hidden by...

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A customer was so rude Her swearing sounded like a dude Security was call Then she took a hard fall And realized right then she was screwed...

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To me Lloyd can’t attend: He does badly offend, Customers’ patience bend; After them could dogs send, So that cries might air rend, One sure to go crazy, When Lloyd’s answer is lazy… I’d pay Lloyd good money But found it not funny, As Lloyd made it out wealth Grabbed from off-and-on stealth. Now, I’m free to wilt And courage lose long built…...

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I so hate my job on ‘Customer Services’ People keep bringing stuff back “This doesn’t work.” “This isn’t right.” “This was supposed to be black.” And then in my break I checked the newspaper To see what there was in the news Just Harry and Meghan in some Netflix caper God, those two give me the blues But wait! Who was this, my fairy...

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Everyone is slow to respond 21st century...

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Customer Service return call within 24 hours leave message...

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A half hour ago they were eight, For the attention of Adult Males Fighting; Now, it is worrisomely late, And not a credible single sighting! No compromises with the venereal disease-parading, As every loose Eve is sensibly upgrading … But the clearly-bent-by-age, Are as clearly out of it: If one should with The Wizened open a page One is in Satan’s personally dug pit It...

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As a volunteer in a coffee shop as a waitress, I provide customer service all the time. Sometimes I make mistakes, Other times I provide good customer service. One day a customer came in for lunch, She ordered a toastie and chose the middle line of fillings. She didn’t realise the three lines of filling options were different things, I pointed out...

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I’ve heard reviews on Amazon Are very often fake. I read them, though, to help With some decisions I must make. So first I read the positives With 4- or 5-star ranks And then I skim the ones submitted By a bunch of cranks. Of course, by now, I’m so confused That nothing makes my cart, Which proves that I’m an idiot Or else I’m really...

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