Customer Poems - Poems about Customer

...It was the work ethic that did it. He just couldn’t get enough. He would sit for hours and hours Just contemplating the stuff Until suddenly it was home time, Getting on for half past four, And......Read More

...We are now officially well-aged, we have grab bars in the shower in case we wobble. Yet somedays we spring out of bed eager to take a slow run around the block but mostly not. We chat with ......Read More

...Energy heats a pen for me and gives chemistry / There’s no alternative to emit a thermal word filled migration flurry / My nation bet against the worker bee buzzing up the ante on the monster keepe......Read More

...I ordered a caramel latte But changed my mind when I saw the minty frappe Is it too late to…. No, the friendly barista told me. She put the latte aside and began anew. A soda jerk next to her ha......Read More

...A customer was so rude Her swearing sounded like a dude Security was call Then she took a hard fall And realized right then she was screwed......Read More

...She barged through the doors of the bank with her gun And shot the security guard just for fun She fired her gun and yelled “Down on the floor, I’ve shot me one man, I could shoot a few more!” ......Read More

.... It is A bizarre operation Hoping you will see the Context it is written in- “Then I opened the lid Of the perfume bottle And I found the......Read More

...To me Lloyd can’t attend: He does badly offend, Customers’ patience bend; After them could dogs send, So that cries might air rend, One sure to go crazy, When Lloyd’s answer is lazy… I’d pay......Read More

... scammed by the industry giant customer service useless passed from pillar to post and back again without resolution they simply did not care and are therefore culpable of the fraud maybe so......Read More

...I so hate my job on ‘Customer Services’ People keep bringing stuff back “This doesn’t work.” “This isn’t right.” “This was supposed to be black.” And then in my break I checked the newspaper ......Read More

...Into the store dressed completely in pink He looked like he wanted to kick up a stink The legs of his pants had decided to shrink And was that man angry, well what do you think He read my name ......Read More

...False profits, Are usually followed by real losses, That make way for real bosses. Real profits, Come from real wages, Real customer service, An Active Complaints Department, And lots of re......Read More

...I use to watch my ole man Make 3 ton piles of sawdust Into press bricks. He'd go into Town with his truck loaded and a concession stand and sell the wood rocks and rice noodle soup on the weeke......Read More

... The Roadside Medicine Sellers Are Pharmacists' bold tellers Of an enduring contest Not unlike a weighted test! Ever waxing Drug Dealers Competing as Sure Healers But spinning laughing pro......Read More

...Everyone is slow to respond 21st century......Read More