grandma’s kitten was outrageously large
The guy at the pet store had said “no charge”
They had to get rid of it by end of day
Grandma loved that she did not have to pay
The kitten ate bags of kibbles by the dozen
And chewed off the leg of a slow-moving cousin.
He’s teething grandma rapidly explained to us.
We could hardly stand this little cuss!
Categories:
cuss, cat,
Form: Rhyme
Deed beseeches with no passion,
Ruled like a peasant,
By cussing, language was weaken,
Rationality overruled by emotion,
Ignorance detests reason,
These mongrels play chicken.
What a trick!
Categories:
cuss, angst, confusion, emotions,
Form: Rhyme
It's not the heat
It's the humidity
that makes me sweat
and want to scree
m-at any fool who
approaches me
It clings to my shirt
and my underpants
Colossal red fire ants
(Pause)
inciting me to
rap and rant
in polysyllabic
barnyard chants
I let cuss words go
in falsetto
all the way
to Kokomo --
Indiana, they do flow
then stream on to Mexico
How did you know...
(Grand Finale)
Ratchet up the fire
just one notch higher
I'll breathe my last
in the town of Dyer --
Indiana...
Categories:
cuss, anger, rap, weather,
Form: Light Verse
I DON’T CUSS
I don't cuss; but what th' hail?!
Is what I want to say,
Political news, the campaign ads,
The tweeting birds today.
The Schlitz have truly hit the fan!
What next will be said or done?
Red, White, and Blue is Black and and Purple too,
For the bloody fighting of everyone.
Oh Got’Damage! It’s getting crazy!
No one wins when there’s a so called win,
I don't cuss but the news that’s trending,
is one reason we're in the shape we're all in.
I don't cuss, no, I don't swear,
Ladies shouldn't use profanity,
But it really kicks me in my assets,
seeing the stuff I see.
Categories:
cuss, humorous, political,
Form: Rhyme
Another new year will soon be upon us
What resolutions have you made that'll all go bust
Each year same thing
We soon lose that zing
And it's business as usual, try not to cuss
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
cuss, new year,
Form: Limerick