Cuss Poems - Poems about Cuss

grandma’s kitten was outrageously large The guy at the pet store had said “no charge” They had to get rid of it by end of day Grandma loved that she did not have to pay The kitten ate bags of kibbles by the dozen And chewed off the leg of a slow-moving cousin. He’s teething grandma rapidly explained to us. We could...

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Deed beseeches with no passion, Ruled like a peasant, By cussing, language was weaken, Rationality overruled by emotion, Ignorance detests reason, These mongrels play chicken. What a trick!...

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It's not the heat It's the humidity that makes me sweat and want to scree m-at any fool who approaches me It clings to my shirt and my underpants Colossal red fire ants (Pause) inciting me to rap and rant in polysyllabic barnyard chants I let cuss words go in falsetto all...

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I DON’T CUSS I don't cuss; but what th' hail?! Is what I want to say, Political news, the campaign ads, The tweeting birds today. The Schlitz have truly hit the fan! What next will be said or done? Red, White, and Blue is Black and and Purple too, For the bloody fighting of everyone. Oh Got’Damage! It’s getting crazy! No one...

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Another new year will soon be upon us What resolutions have you made that'll all go bust Each year same thing We soon lose that zing And it's business as usual, try not to cuss © Jack Ellison 2015...

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