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Curmudgeon Poems - Poems about Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon Poems - Examples of all types of poems about curmudgeon to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Azura The Muse
... Azura de'palls the grid, surveyor on placebo crystal pillar lampstand, mid eyeing treeline, at curmudgeon sky. Angels filter embrionic ether sift of gland, at will beyo......
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Jude Herrick
Categories:
curmudgeon,
art,
Form:
Rhyme
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
...Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat Even as old (dish) married (spooning) curmudgeon, who receives social security disability linkedin with social anxiety) chose the fork less ......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
curmudgeon,
11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Apoplectic Curmudgeon Fumbles
...Apoplectic curmudgeon fumbles... Jumpstarting outstanding undertaking... bringing jouncy, spectacularly crafted, nuanced, zesty, noteworthy, creatively spirited enlightened written poem. Thi......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
curmudgeon,
abuse, adventure, angel, anger,
Form:
Rhyme
Doomsday Clock Minute Hand
...Doomsday Clock minute hand... hovers over 100 seconds to midnight as of January 2022, which apocalyptic prognostication established by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists maintained since 19......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
curmudgeon,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Curmudgeon
...How, thee, compare? ‘Tis hard to know A sunset then? I think not, no.......
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©
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
curmudgeon,
silly,
Form:
Light Verse
Impossible Mission To Captcha Infinitesimal Moment
...Impossible mission to captcha infinitesimal moment alternately titled: tick tock runneth amuck seconds elapse imperceptibly leaving me dumbstruck, how quickly fleeting tempus fugit; ofttimes......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
curmudgeon,
12th grade, analogy, butterfly,
Form:
Rhyme
Oldielocks and the Three Bores
...Lady Melanie with silver locks Loved her bonbons, bagels, and graved lox. Curmudgeon geezers viewed her a fox, But she loved them less than chicken pox. Melanie kept free as best she could. Sh......
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David Drowley
Categories:
curmudgeon,
anxiety, car, feelings, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Bully Me You, I Exemplified Archetypal Scapegoat
...Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat Even as an old curmudgeon, aye pucker and raspily suction, albeit toothless mouth drawing reminiscent guffaws affecting (think feeble attempt ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
curmudgeon,
anger, angst, anniversary, anti
Form:
Rhyme
Doomsday Clock January 2022
...Doomsday Clock January 2022... the most recent tabulation signaled one hundred seconds to midnight A couple years ago similarly titled poem I did write, yet looms as harbinger unless *****s......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
curmudgeon,
absence, age, anxiety, conflict,
Form:
Rhyme
Recurrent Sneezing Fit Courtesy Freshly Mowed Grass
...Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass circa June 20th, 2022 prompted me to stutter self addressed rapid fire gesundheit nsync with, spluttering “I don't have any allergies!” ......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
curmudgeon,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Spring Snow
...snowstorm in springtime children’s smiles ‘bout three miles wide ~ curmudgeon grumbles......
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©
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
curmudgeon,
children, smile, snow, spring,
Form:
Haiku
Curmudgeon
...I’ve somehow become a curmudgeon. Before you pooh-pooh and go judgin,’ Just wait ‘til your age Hits the outmoded stage Yet from all you believe you’re not budgin.’ I take note of the way peopl......
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Ilene Bauer
Categories:
curmudgeon,
how i feel,
Form:
Limerick
Somnambulant Schlemiel Schleps and Says Shalom
...Somnambulant schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom... to anonymous readers March 22nd, 2022 (blustery and chilly Tuesday) reminiscing about mein kampf, when precious irretrievable youth frittere......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
curmudgeon,
absence, adventure, america, angst,
Form:
Free verse
Recurrent Sneezing Fit
...An infinitesimal slight speck tickled nostril follicle – activated via an itty bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger than a mole luck yule set in motion a chain reaction, whence mine sens......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
curmudgeon,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Local Curmudgeon
...A surly old codger in Panama City Said of the annual tourists "What a pity!" Groused at the snow birds With crudest curse words While chanting a mariner's naughty sea ditty. ......
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©
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
curmudgeon,
age, beach,
Form:
Limerick
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