Curmudgeon Poems - Poems about Curmudgeon

Apoplectic curmudgeon fumbles... Jumpstarting outstanding undertaking... bringing jouncy, spectacularly crafted, nuanced, zesty, noteworthy, creatively spirited enlightened written poem. This raggedy man doth inconsolably weeps kept rudely awake whilst disobedient sheep incur wrath of Little Bo Peep, she lambastes protesting courtesy rambunctiousness being future mutton chops with "haggis and neeps" though hungry enough to eat a horse, yours truly - me cannot afford mouth watering heep meager stacked...

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How, thee, compare? ‘Tis hard to know A sunset then? I think not, no....

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I’ve somehow become a curmudgeon. Before you pooh-pooh and go judgin,’ Just wait ‘til your age Hits the outmoded stage Yet from all you believe you’re not budgin.’ I take note of the way people act And don’t think that I overreact When all manners have fled Leaving, sadly, instead Those who barrel through life without tact. All the truths that I’ve harbored for years Have...

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A surly old codger in Panama City Said of the annual tourists "What a pity!" Groused at the snow birds With crudest curse words While chanting a mariner's naughty sea ditty. Written May 8, 2021 in Panama City Beach, Florida...

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Ignominy hewed into comeuppance, where yours truly aggrieved state far worse fate than becoming deceased, though years gone by since meek kin grievously afflicted soundly did berate deplorable marital indiscretion this mister (wordsmith) forced opaque double life undetected confession subsequently told mate, she (nor eldest daughter) riled, none to pleased, nonplussed the latter...

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Why so often Do I think That other guys Just make a stink? No matter what You do or say They jump on it With one big nay Yet these same folks With tired jokes Say nothing really new at all Waiting for Their next phone call Long gone their lives Many now With worn out wives All once walked tall Then came age And then their fall Now buried rage Long gone...

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In a dark, dark room this Halloween Night, I will seclude myself sans outside light, And when kids shout "trick or treat", Behind my door I'll retreat, ...

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Knowing why, doesn't make the search go away Knowing how, doesn't mean you can stop There are alternative ways, different days No one gets to stay forever There are traps There are walls People trip and people fall and some never get up and walk again The world continues to change Nothing stays the same...

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My Resentments are so ill-behaved By and by- by them enslaved! Was I made to be depraved, (Just another Soul to save?) Afraid to say or hear the Truth, Cannot bear to see the proof My life grows cold, alas! I'm old! Oh, my God! Where went my youth?...

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I have no beef with Halloween per se Tho' 'tis like a vast guv-mint giveaway 'Tis a scheme to spread the wealth As kids shake me down with...

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Strollin' thro' the park the other day I chanced upon to meet, An old feller sittin' on a bench and he invited me to have a seat. He looked somewhat disreputable and I was hesitant at first, But he proferred a fifty-cent jug of wine for to sate my thirst! The hootch loosened him as he disclosed his monetary...

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