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Beware of the Curmudgeon On Judson Street

In a dark, dark room this Halloween Night, I will seclude myself sans outside light, And when kids shout "trick or treat", Behind my door I'll retreat, And eat all the Snickers bars just for spite! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (c) 2014 All Rights Reserved

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Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

Date: 2/22/2015 6:54:00 AM

Snickers ha Bob I do like them and have munched a lot before but now there is "Ban" board before me..doctors. Loved the limerick...the master>Love & Regards>rajat

Sara Kendrick

Date: 9/29/2014 11:36:00 AM

I hope that they don't trick since you withheld the treats..Ha!!..I couldn't eat very many candy bars even the bite size any more..Sad isn't it..Thanks for the visit by my page..So you have gone through the gallbladder surgery with Vera..Bless you and you must be a strong man..Sara

Joyce Johnson

Date: 9/21/2014 5:14:00 PM

This is a fun limerick. I have not had a chance to write much lately, too involved with other things so I was pleased to receive a remark so fast. Thank you fellow cat lover.. Love, Joyce

Nette Onclaud

Date: 9/21/2014 12:54:00 PM

lol, I enjoy the humor of this downright funny piece, bob.. a different side of Halloween as you horde the treats for yourself... thanks for your visit on my page... makes me feel good!.. huggs

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 9/21/2014 11:20:00 AM

Wow great humour here Robert! Love ur write ,, cud I join for those snickers ?

Casarah Nance

Date: 9/21/2014 10:07:00 AM

haha, Oh please share some snickers with me!

Jan Allison

Date: 9/21/2014 4:22:00 AM

haha ha I love the humour and I LOVE snickers :-) hugs Jan xxxx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 9/20/2014 11:46:00 PM

Thats so ,mean!!!!!I do it differently, when I open the door, I stick my hand in the bag and take some candies out, then I say trick or treat!!!!! LOL Kidding, great write Robert!!!