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Crotch Poems - Poems about Crotch


Premium Member Crotch Rocket Science
You claimed to want me, but never felt me within; I bought such smooth lies, captured by your charisma; I’m a sucker for soulful; Stay titanium; I tell myself get control; Crotch rocket science, ignore the magnetic draw; That thrill is temporary; The drive of your mouth, devouring my senses; I mourn that first kiss, it sits consuming my mind; This craving is just too much....

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Categories: crotch, emotions, feelings, kiss, lust,
Form: Free verse
As Hard As Rock
As Hard As Rock by Nina Dalin 14th May 2019 - Sexual Comedy And John said “Olegs cock is as hard as rock ?When Monica Miguel enters the room”? He approaches her without realisation? That His cock is sticking out far vertically out from his shorts ?It’s much longer than usual? So big it looks like an elephants dick? Because he's so...

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Categories: crotch, fantasy, giggle, humor, humorous,
Form: Verse



Premium Member Wizards Bats Crotch-Sniffers and Me
When I met my forever man I warned him I have a few idiosyncrasies. He looked into my pair of 42 C’s and said He was okay with them There are two wizards battling inside My coffee table, I told him, and there is A nest of bats living in my coffee pot. He laughed. So I went on. There are some Crotch...

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Categories: crotch, fun, funny, funny love,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Your Crotch and You
As crotches go, mine is up there with the best I would even classify it as exceptional One would think it all comes down to size But size is only part of the equation Of course size is a very major consideration But as important is it's appearance of strength I think you know what I'm getting at The forward thrusting motion...

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Categories: crotch, humor,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Crotch Hit
I’m in pain right now Due to a crushing crotch hit I fell to the floor Russell Sivey...

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Categories: crotch, funny, life,
Form: Haiku



Crotch Durability Problem
Single stitch seams in a sensitive place Can make you look foolish – can make you lose face Single stitch seams – just what were we thinking With the strain on the job or material shrinking Believe it or not when in rough terrain Parts of the uniform are under some strain We wiggle and waddle and flop down on the...

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Categories: crotch, war
Form: I do not know?
Michael's Crotch Dance
Them dancers, singers there on MTV, why do they grab their crotches frequently? I've tried, but I still can't figure it out just what on earth that dance move's all about. That crotch-clutching flick of a mannequin must be a part of hip-hop hand routine with...

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Categories: crotch, artdance, dance,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things