Funny Crocodile Poems

We had a most horrid schoolteacher,
And us children did all hate her,
She’d shout at us for no real reason,
And threaten to see us later,
She had...

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Young and travelling Australia
A lovely water fall we were off to see
This water fall is a absolute must
To visit  when in the Northern Territory...

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Writing Limericks in the last wee while
In my own inimitable quite naughty style
Hope I get by those censors
Nothing gained nothing ventured
Might be singing “in a...

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“Would you like an alligator in your soup or a crocodile?”
The waitress asked me.
I was already irritated that she was sitting in the booth with...

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Carol is a crocodile with big long pointy teeth,
She likes to hide in lakes under the surface, just beneath.
She doesn’t want to bite your legs...

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Mr crocodile once had a toothache
 Oh ! because he had eaten lots of chocolates and cakes 
He was in distress 
He wanted a dentist...

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One night, by the light of the moon,
A little crocodile egg hatched, doom, 
This will make you all wince,
Oz gave him to a little rich...

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My boy, I've bought you a crocodile,
it's swimming in the pool.
He'll eat you and you'll die of course,
that's usually the rule.


1/30/18
Funny Poem for a 7-Year...

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The river dragon of crimson streams
Swiftly swimming to bring my end
As I’m standing alone at the silent shore
The beast from this murk suddenly ascends.
Gripping my...

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See you later alligator
In the Nile crocodile....

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He would go the extra mile with a smile;
He could do it too. cause he's a crocodile!...

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