Pet Crocodile

My boy, I've bought you a crocodile,
it's swimming in the pool.
He'll eat you and you'll die of course,
that's usually the rule.


1/30/18
Funny Poem for a 7-Year Old
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Neumann Avatar
March 30, 2018 at 2:26 AM
Very funny. I hope that the pool is not too small for the croc...
Cozart Avatar
March 30, 2018 at 7:59 AM
Thanks, Kai.
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 5, 2018 at 12:42 PM
This is a great poem that a boy could memorize to impress his friends. Very clever Dale! Best of luck in the contest!
Gentile Avatar
January 31, 2018 at 8:14 AM
Great poem, Dale, Best for a win !!
Cozart Avatar
January 31, 2018 at 8:42 AM
Thanks, Much, Mike!
Dietrich Avatar
January 31, 2018 at 1:02 AM
oh Dale, that was brilliant!!! Just what a kid would want to hear!!
Cozart Avatar
January 31, 2018 at 8:42 AM
Thanks so much, Andrea!
Adams Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 5:45 PM
Ha! Good one Dale, thanks for the laugh!.........80)
Cozart Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 6:02 PM
Thanks, Pat! Glad you liked it!
Krampe Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 5:34 PM
This made me smile. Poetry for children is so important - that's when they learn to enjoy rhyme and verse. This one hits the spot.
Cozart Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 6:01 PM
Thanks, Agnes!
Allison Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 1:26 PM
Sure made me smile Dale a snappy little number lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Cozart Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 1:55 PM
Thanks, Jan!! Happy Tuesday!
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