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Pet Crocodile

My boy, I've bought you a crocodile, it's swimming in the pool. He'll eat you and you'll die of course, that's usually the rule. 1/30/18 Funny Poem for a 7-Year Old

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Kai Michael Neumann

Date: 3/30/2018 2:26:00 AM

Very funny. I hope that the pool is not too small for the croc...

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 3/30/2018 7:59:00 AM

Thanks, Kai.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 2/5/2018 12:42:00 PM

This is a great poem that a boy could memorize to impress his friends. Very clever Dale! Best of luck in the contest!

Mike Gentile

Date: 1/31/2018 8:14:00 AM

Great poem, Dale, Best for a win !!

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/31/2018 8:42:00 AM

Thanks, Much, Mike!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/31/2018 1:02:00 AM

oh Dale, that was brilliant!!! Just what a kid would want to hear!!

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/31/2018 8:42:00 AM

Thanks so much, Andrea!

Pat Adams

Date: 1/30/2018 5:45:00 PM

Ha! Good one Dale, thanks for the laugh!.........80)

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/30/2018 6:02:00 PM

Thanks, Pat! Glad you liked it!

Agnes Krampe

Date: 1/30/2018 5:34:00 PM

This made me smile. Poetry for children is so important - that's when they learn to enjoy rhyme and verse. This one hits the spot.

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/30/2018 6:01:00 PM

Thanks, Agnes!

Jan Allison

Date: 1/30/2018 1:26:00 PM

Sure made me smile Dale a snappy little number lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/30/2018 1:55:00 PM

Thanks, Jan!! Happy Tuesday!