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Pet Crocodile

My boy, I've bought you a crocodile, it's swimming in the pool. He'll eat you and you'll die of course, that's usually the rule. 1/30/18 Funny Poem for a 7-Year Old

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Date: 3/30/2018 2:26:00 AM
Very funny. I hope that the pool is not too small for the croc...
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 3/30/2018 7:59:00 AM
Thanks, Kai.
Date: 2/5/2018 12:42:00 PM
This is a great poem that a boy could memorize to impress his friends. Very clever Dale! Best of luck in the contest!
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Date: 1/31/2018 4:04:00 PM
Another one that really made me laugh! I've got a crocodile poem somewhere, must post it! Yours is much snappier though (although the plot takes a similar turn I'm sorry to say!)
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/31/2018 5:09:00 PM
Thanks again, Nina!
Date: 1/31/2018 8:14:00 AM
Great poem, Dale, Best for a win !!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/31/2018 8:42:00 AM
Thanks, Much, Mike!
Date: 1/31/2018 1:02:00 AM
oh Dale, that was brilliant!!! Just what a kid would want to hear!!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/31/2018 8:42:00 AM
Thanks so much, Andrea!
Date: 1/30/2018 5:45:00 PM
Ha! Good one Dale, thanks for the laugh!.........80)
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/30/2018 6:02:00 PM
Thanks, Pat! Glad you liked it!
Date: 1/30/2018 5:34:00 PM
This made me smile. Poetry for children is so important - that's when they learn to enjoy rhyme and verse. This one hits the spot.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/30/2018 6:01:00 PM
Thanks, Agnes!
Date: 1/30/2018 1:26:00 PM
Sure made me smile Dale a snappy little number lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/30/2018 1:55:00 PM
Thanks, Jan!! Happy Tuesday!
Date: 1/30/2018 12:57:00 PM
Well, Dad, if you didn't want me to go swimming, why didn't you just say so?
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/30/2018 12:59:00 PM
Ha Ha! Thanks for reading.