Crass Poems - Poems about Crass

...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Geraldine Giraffe liked dining high class Chose kale over dandelions, crabgrass Never drank tea from carafe Llama cousins sai......Read the rest...

..."A straight! Two-three, five-six and eight," but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight; you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump." Bright chortles burbled round the stump till Jingles raised, "Two straws......Read the rest...

...Gazing at the transgressive, monotonous (yet awake) mundane- burning cheeks, bottles empty of holy blood accompanied by slurred atonement lost in soft wind persevered; untainted discovery by fooli......Read the rest...

...Blatant display of weaponry on Republic day, perhaps tradition, invoking pride and patriotism but somehow I feel, such muscle flexing, crass and vulgar, is best avoided by all regimes wh......Read the rest...

...As the pastor delivers his speech and religious fervour peaks, our heart goes out to those marginalised, for pale now are their fear fraught cheeks. In the name of God, gathering a crowd, witc......Read the rest...

...Where is that girl with the bird nest they said. I thought this was odd, and it was right on her head. I want one too, I yelped, as did the rest of the class. It was adorable, so beautiful, in no ......Read the rest...

...I'm a truly benign bibliotaph who sells used books for fun, & don't intend to make you laugh because I can't think of a good pun.......Read the rest...

...It’s unanimous uncontested irrefutable no doubt no conjecture I am an arsehole bad-tempered foul-mouthed and irredeemably crass all my conversations revolve around me my opinions about ev......Read the rest...

...I hate to be crass, but is my butt showing? It certainly was, all big, pink and glowing. We lied to grandpa, as grandma asked us too. He was so happy, he did the old soft shoe. The nurse gave u......Read the rest...

.....from that same kid several years and a couple of divorces later... Dearest Santa, Here's my list of things for which I am keen, I've kept it lean, In case you're kinda short on the green. De......Read the rest...

...Advice has no use to the ‘know all’ But pride often precedes a fall Crass indignation when questioned Denying each truth that is mentioned Evidence he calls refutable Facts, he says, aren’t indi......Read the rest...

...In the woods lurks the grey angel; Wingless and disillusioned, he awaits The onset of diarrhoea, Bismarck’s jocular displeasure And the seagull’s lugubrious weightlessness – Later than previousl......Read the rest...

...My sweet sensations in the grind, To indulge my lot In idle or hot?! The tug of war ‘twixt body and mind. The two’ve been fighting tooth and nail, Their feud led to naught, Crass carnal......Read the rest...

... At the dextrous flick of a pliant switch, or some hue laden buoyant platform, building sturdy grey grain bridges, thin veil barren vacuum putative, in a distant introverted wingspan, yearnin......Read the rest...

..."Are you afraid of them?", the reporter asked It was a blatant question, a bit too crass One on the bleeding edge of ruthless Even if it came off seemingly toothless I contemplated my answer, a......Read the rest...