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Crapper Poems - Poems about Crapper

Crapper Poems - Examples of all types of poems about crapper to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for crapper.

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Premium Member The Drooly Ghouly Ghoul
...rooly ghouly ghoul looked frightening. Some felt he was worse than cow pie lightning. I had met him as a tiny little scrapper, When he had politely asked to use our crapper. So even though he scared the orange juice out of others, He......Read More
Categories: crapper, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Bandit of Sherwood
...man from the ‘hood name of Robin Insults to the sheriff was lobbin’ But Robin the rapper Got locked in the crapper When he heard Maid Marion sobbin’ The sheriff claimed Robin of Sherwood Was not nabbing gold for the poor’s......Read More
Categories: crapper, humor,
Form: Limerick
It Reads Like A Rap
...one notes the nose hair, wrap this up it's going nowhere, rap it up like you're a rapper, this poem keeps on getting crapper, no one's read as far as here, in this worse rhyme you've wrote all year, at least it flows like hip hop son......Read More
Categories: crapper, hip hop, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Modal Verbs
...nment should pass a law That cabbage shall make us all dapper They can send me a personal copy I will use it in the crapper The schools must know that cabbage is good They should teach it in all their classes The schools can take t......Read More
Categories: crapper, language,
Form: Rhyme
Holy Diluted Cold Water
...ht out of her JCpenney sundaies brand new underwear oh! my, someone get grandpa well! I think he's still in the Crapper grandpa, just sitting on the can hold-en a beer in one hand and a fly swatter in thee other say-en she co......Read More
Categories: crapper, black african american, caregiving,
Form: I do not know?



AL WHAT A PAL
... Is blurred and slurred, boiled and soiled !!!!!!!!!!!! Fake and fractured, submerged in the crapper Al promised to make all your problems go away Now every damn day is worse than yesterday ......Read More
Categories: crapper, addiction,
Form: Rhyme
Poems for Trump number 50 Cousin Donald
...it big in this world & they all told themselves that if Cousin Donald could do it they could too meaning a golden crapper & shiny brocaded curtains & silver toothbrushes & diamond watches & silk drawers & leopard skin pill box hat......Read More
Categories: crapper, political,
Form: ABC
Premium Member AT THE FOOTBRIDGE - LIMERICK COLLABORATION
...uite the slacker He tried to bring his pecker forth Never again to be pointing north Now when he pees he sits on the crapper. He stopped at the house, the red-light was on Knocked on the door, the girls were all gone Stuck with his ......Read More
Categories: crapper, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Thinking My Own Thoughts About Snapper
...I am very good at Snapper, Other people are crapper. ......Read More
Categories: crapper, cheer up, computer, fun,
Form: Couplet
HeebieJeebie Hocus-pocus
...d Beetles apparently (But mostly Beetles ...actually) So prepare yourself for the rapture Avoid being caught on the crapper Change underwear before you die Never know when ya need to fly Hocus-pocus kneel and pray Wait your turn for......Read More
Categories: crapper, fantasy, humor, myth,
Form: I do not know?
Picture Perfect QB
.....FANS SWING AWAY...OH-IT-AIN'T 'MAH DAY! 'Yella tiny ring...DOESN'T HOLDA THING...shiny X-mas wrapper...'DOWNA STINKY CRAPPER! SO BOMBS AWAY...a pitter patter drill...two 'lefs...A-NOTHER SPILL... TO AN ALL...TIME-THRILL! SO MAKE MY DAY......Read More
Categories: crapper, adventure, america, celebration, football,
Form: Ballad
Picture Perfect QB
.....FANS SWING AWAY...OH-IT-AIN'T 'MAH DAY! 'Yella tiny ring...DOESN'T HOLDA THING...shiny X-mas wrapper...'DOWNA STINKY CRAPPER! SO BOMBS AWAY...a pitter patter drill...two 'lefs...A-NOTHER SPILL... TO AN ALL...TIME-THRILL! SO MAKE MY DAY......Read More
Categories: crapper, adventure, america, celebration, football,
Form: Ballad
HOSTILE HEAD TAKEOVER PART 1
...own below we're totaling 20, including the yapper there's hardly space the din to embrace and an hour-long queue to the crapper." "Then the beldam Hubbard will remain in the cupboard lore would have it, bare to the bone the cupbo......Read More
Categories: crapper, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Itsy Bitsy Death
...spider was placed in toilet water. Itsy Bitsy spider, wished he was in hamper. Itsy Bitsy spider was now stuck in the crapper. Itsy Bitsy spider went down in swirling water. To take a shower, with an Itsy Bitsy spider, Was not going to......Read More
Categories: crapper, adventure, death, fear, funny,
Form: Rhyme
PLASTIC BAG : THE SAGA CONTINUES
...em. Chance favors the prepared: his ambition was transparent. The others were cautious, rappers singing of life in the crapper. His life was limited to apple-wrap : made him sick Listening to other wrappers’ mundane earth-bound music - M......Read More
Categories: crapper, allegory, life,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme

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