Crapper Poems - Poems about Crapper

...For months I've been away from the Soup And I just learned about all the scoop Contest on crap and farts From smelly body parts Toilet humor all 'bout making poop Wife got mad when I f......Read the rest...

...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovere......Read the rest...

...O.K. here is what happened. Went for dinner at neighborhood C.B. and ordered my usual.Waitress new to the game immediately brought our tea with our bread.Had the option of hot bread now or cold bread......Read the rest...

...When the owls are out of town his studded boots kick-up featherless hoots. He is the creak and groan of tired wood, The splutter of an old aircon yet more; all inexplicable noises belong to him.......Read the rest...

...Shiny and white, it’s always awake. It’s even got a seat for both of your cakes. Calming and cool it holds such beauty. It’s mans best friend when you’re feeling a bit tooty It’s a cradle for y......Read the rest...

...The drooly ghouly ghoul looked frightening. Some felt he was worse than cow pie lightning. I had met him as a tiny little scrapper, When he had politely asked to use our crapper. So even though......Read the rest...

...Bandit of Sherwood A man from the ‘hood name of Robin Insults to the sheriff was lobbin’ But Robin the rapper Got locked in the crapper When he heard Maid Marion sobbin’ Th......Read the rest...

...Your rhyme reads like a rap they say, a rap I say, a rap they say, perhaps but rap is rhyme you see, it's rhyme really, it's rhyme you see, this poem is not lyrical, no not at all, not lyrica......Read the rest...

...Savez vous planter les choux A la mode de chez nous? (French nursery rhyme) You should eat your cabbage up my son It's really quite delicious May I forego the pleasure Ma To me it is pernici......Read the rest...

...holy diluted cold water did you see that there its, little grandma mini streaking, in her Sunday's best tighty-whitie underwear come on now lets catch her quick before, she completely lo......Read the rest...

...AL ::::: WHAT A PAL ?? I will assume you know AL, to many he's a pal A fake friend to the end, to the grave he will send :::::::::: Your liver and heart and brain, everythi......Read the rest...

...Cousin Donald Comes to Town ... Elroy was all cock-a-hoop cos cousin Donald was a-comin' a visiting & they were so darn chuffed & tremblin' in anticipation that friday night the seven of them ......Read the rest...

...At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau (He was married to a woman called Flo) Sue soon found out his deception She dismembered his ******** For his love life it was a massive blow......Read the rest...

...I am very good at Snapper, Other people are crapper.......Read the rest...

...Heebiejeebie Hocus-Pocus Don't forget your incantations Gods wait with inoculations Only for you and your relations Have faith my friend, in creation Above all else know your station It depen......Read the rest...