The Crapper

Shiny and white, it’s always awake. It’s even got a seat for both of your cakes. Calming and cool it holds such beauty. It’s mans best friend when you’re feeling a bit tooty It’s a cradle for your face if you’ve drank too much gin. Just wipe off the seat before it touches your chin. It’s also been known as quite the turd trapper. This throne was invented by John C. Crapper. To sit on this throne, you won’t need a crown. Just jiggle the handle if it doesn’t flush down. There is paper on a roll to help ease the pain. An apple a day will help with the strain. You can sit or stand if you need to tinkle But do be responsible, in case you should sprinkle. If you make a mess just wipe off the seat. Your family will smile and think that you’re sweet.