Funny Crap Poems

lodged in fragrant loo
crap craves to be there for good...
loathes flush inventor...

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Writing poetry makes no sense at all
It springs out of nowhere and travels into nothing ness
Lemons are nines and wildcats are chickens
Metaphoric twists have my...

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Each crap life takes
Fertilizes the world
Ah! Smell the spring air...

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KING    OF    CRAP


Deep thoughts can come to my mind
And go fast;  but shallow thoughts stay. 
You probably wouldn’t...

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Welcome to All Things Scottish – 
If it's not Scottish, it's craaaapp.
When in Scotland, be a scot.

If you don’t wear T-shirt with the words
“If it...

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Na- Nu Na-Nu
greetings earthlings How do you do
I'm captain Zendor from planet Sur Render 
shazbot someone crashed into my spaceship's fender
hit me so hard made...

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(This is a fictional poem)

A bunch of punks stole my glasses.
I  tried very hard to kick their _____.
But without my specs, I can't see.
They...

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so me and my girlfriend
the kids gettin on our nerves
devise this plan to meet
bring the kids and our angst
we meet at burger world
we talk trash...

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I dreamt that I was 

falling again.  

 

this time 

from the 

clay tiled roof

of a school house.

 

toes curled,

stomach knotted.

 

Damn!  It’s...

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