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King of Crap

KING OF CRAP Deep thoughts can come to my mind And go fast; but shallow thoughts stay. You probably wouldn’t be so unkind As to agree, but you certainly may. Sometimes I sit for days and the muse Is asleep or else maybe drunk: And my silence may be a cause to amuse, Though I think, thank and thunk. But when I drink and take something edible And munch, and don’t even think, It seems I can’t stop my pen’s scribble: It may even flow without the need for ink. Some there are who call me Poetry King And some just say he’s “that writer chap”, Not for the volume of my writing - But for its quality - I’m the King of Crap.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 8/8/2011 11:46:00 AM
We all need to be self-critical sometimes and we certainly need to be able to laugh at ourselves. This is a fun write, and actually a good poem! Robert.
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Date: 8/8/2011 11:20:00 AM
i love this, but remember we all have at least one fan, ourselves. good poetry my friend.
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