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Food Crap Poems

These Food Crap poems are examples of Crap poems about Food. These are the best examples of Crap Food poems written by international poets.

Creepy Crap At Crapper Barrel

O.K. here is what happened. Went for dinner at neighborhood C.B. and ordered my usual.Waitress new to the game immediately brought our tea with our...

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Categories: crap, 1st grade,

Regarding My Calories Aka Crap

How faithfully my calories I count.
Believe me, I have counted them
since age fifteen. Oh, the amount
of food for decades I had!
But after each new decade...

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Categories: crap, food,

Ode To a Crap Fruit Diet

I've started my stand-by diet: a few different fruits each day,
and having repeated it time and again, I feel qualified to say
apples, unless of a...

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Categories: crap, fruit,

How Did the Rat Get So Fat If All He Ate Was Crap

A UNKIND KIND OF KINDLING
  
I am taking pictures off the wall
Then taking them to the flame
I am burning each, every and all
Food for...

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Categories: crap, angst, night, angel, fire,

Holy Crap

(This is a fictional poem)

A bunch of punks stole my glasses.
I  tried very hard to kick their _____.
But without my specs, I can't see.
They...

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Categories: crap, funny,