Funny Cowboy Poems

I bought me a horse from a feller named Clyde,
said, "She’s gentle and sweet, just a joy for to ride."
Well, "Maybe" she was, and maybe...

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I come from the borough of Queens, New York
My classmates call me a Klutz and a dork
Those names pervaded my soul, taking a toll
Being at...

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Swimming in the pool was Lou- Lou,
In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !”
Momma was too late.
So the cowboy, Nate,
stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!”
...

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There's a trail that takes you everywhere.
Just be patient, that trail will get you there.
Up ahead, there is the town of Everywhere, USA.
When I got...

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Donkey in the farm, strong hoofs romping
Wonky when you charm, long spoofs hooting

Donkey standing as you stare, shy when you dare
Teeth grinning as you glare,...

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There once was a cowboy from Nevada.
He wore a barf bag as a bandana. 
When he rode on his horse,
his sickness grew worse,
and his intestines...

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Appaloosa, Mustang or Paint
Breeds to ride and love, breeds who ain’t
Broken by pain or heartbreak
But show them a rattlesnake
That horse won’t have much self-restraint




Put Your...

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An innocent face
Started her journey, 
Stealing things 
Of very less penny. 


Grown up 

She had become
An expert , 
To steal very expensive
 Heart....

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A cow boy.....that's a lot of bull

John G. Lawless
1/28/2021...

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on our way~to our ranch in town,
galloping horses, sun burnt brown,
a trail of dust greets evening sky,
our hearts are young but love still shy,
on our...

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The cowboy was ready for a fight
Then realized his pants were to tight
He couldn’t pull out his gun
Turns, then tries to run
Got trampled and lost...

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..He just nodded, and motioned her to start,
she said,”First thing you have to tell me
is how do I know there's no aliens germs
that will give...

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Jenna lived in rural Wyoming lands,
where grass rolled over small ridges and buttes,
a small town way out in the cow country,
where the ranchers still throw...

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Woke up this morning and made you some breakfast.
You didn’t want it, this I could tell.
You walked to the stove and started to smell it,
turned...

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There were six in the cylinder,
Strapped to his side,
He stood tall,
And walked with pride.

His feathered friend, Hawk,
Upon his shoulder,
No, he didn't talk,
But was so much...

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