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Funny Cousin Poems

These Funny Cousin poems are examples of Cousin poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cousin Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Jake Trusts His Cousin Reflection
You sure about sitting on a tile roof? Jake asked his cousin Reflection.
Jake was not a risk taker, but they had a connection.
Meet me when...

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Categories: cousin, cat,

Premium Member COVID Family
I came sneaking around to see what I could see,                  I saw you long before you saw...

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Categories: cousin, death, fear, hurt,

Premium Member Me and My Cousin
My cousin and I are diverse in many ways,
We look nothing alike; she is tall, I am short.
She is young, I am old.
She is cute,...

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Categories: cousin, introspection,

Premium Member Cousin Blanche Keeps Us Entertained
Cousin Blanche disclosed, explained, expressed and told.
Stories from the family’s past, many quite funny and old.
She hinted, insinuated, teased, and laughingly conveyed,
Mom said her lies...

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Categories: cousin, fun,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: cousin, 12th grade, character, hope,

Trip of Tribulation

              I spent my day shopping with Ruby

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Categories: anger, character, cousin, fruit,

The Jaw
I decided to draw,
A portrait of her jaw,
I can’t see it, I said,
And she turned her head,
Suddenly I saw....

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Categories: cousin, 7th grade, funny,

Premium Member Deer Colette
Deer Colette,

Thank u four the sweater. Eye did knot no it wood cost that much. It was hire than eye thought. Eye love it! U...

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Categories: cousin, family, fun, funny,

Premium Member Cousin Bell
Cousin Bell moved into a maisonette,
Was promptly told she could not have a pet
Not a cat or dog
Not a fish or frog
What about a gorilla...

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Categories: cousin, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium Member I accidentally let one loose
I accidentally let one loose
while standing by a fire;
marshmallows burst in my wind;
the flames grew ever higher;
Jan fell bank into the cooler,
as ice poured down...

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Categories: america, anxiety, brother, cousin,

Premium Member Aunt Windell
Aunt Windell liked to control  and direct

They immediately laugh

All toddlers under 4...

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Categories: child, children, cousin, funny,

Premium Member So Didn't Pedro Have a Brother
In continuation to the limerick "PEDRO THE PEDDLER" . . . : )


So . . . 

Didn’t Pedro have...

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Categories: brother, cousin, funny, satire,

I have a horse
I have a horse!
By Stanley Russell Harris
The new mad author.
& A Poetry Soup honourably mentioned poet

I now have a horse at home.
I never ever let...

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Categories: clothes, confusion, cousin, funny,

Premium Member My Cousin Chaos
A cousin named Chaos have I (he’s not actually my cousin. He’s like my aunt’s stepson, but I guess I can still call him a...

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Categories: cousin, writing,

My Cousin Chaos
My cousin chaos,

is very much like me.
My cousin chaos,
 do bad things, you see?

He wr
 eaks havoc among people,
packs, cl 

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Categories: cousin, conflict, confusion, corruption, crazy,