My Cousin Chaos

A cousin named Chaos have I (he’s not actually my cousin. He’s like my aunt’s stepson, but I guess I can still call him a cousin, right?)

There’s nothing that he will not try (like the day he let all the chickens loose from the coop and they were running like chickens with their heads cut off. Isn’t that an expression or something? Chaos is crazy like those chickens were)

Since he follows no rule (He laughs at me because I try to write perfectly metered limericks and he thinks everyone should just write free and BE free in all they do.)

He got kicked out of school (it was so funny. He set off the fire alarm and all the kids were running every which way, much like those chickens he let loose in his barnyard. Now he is saying he wants to become an anarchist.)

So to anarchy school he’ll apply!

Gosh, he’s right. This limerick sucks. It’s much more fun having no restrictions, just letting my thoughts go anywhere I want them to take me, kind of like stream of consciousness writing or something. Too bad I can’t be all surreal-like, then I might make it into the newfangled modern poetry magazines. Most people don’t even consider limericks to be real poems. DANG it, I feel another one coming on.

Cousin Chaos, I now do hear tell
That you’ve found a new school, so learn well
Your anarchy ways.
In limerick phase
I’ll be stuck while you give people hell.

Crap. Even trying to write like Chaos, I just can’t do it. I just keep conforming to rules of poetry forms like limerick. I just know my cousin will be laughing his chicken head off when he reads this. Yeah, the old chicken motif again. Always relating things together. So much for Chaos! I’m outta here.

Written chaotically last week sometime for contest of same name
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Hicks Avatar
June 23, 2016 at 12:18 AM
What a silly-willy poem ... I love the spontaneity and complete randomness (or not so random? "yeah the old chicken motif again.") of it, completely fitting for what Brian seemed to want in his contest. Hope it placed well (yours is the first one I read!) ...
Neumann Avatar
June 21, 2016 at 1:22 PM
Congratulations. I like your cousin a lot. He thinks out of the box, which he does not even have. Quite honestly, I believe chaos and cosmos are complements and not contradictions.
Devnath  Avatar
June 21, 2016 at 1:05 PM
Congrats on your win my lovely smiling friend. Loved always, bl
Canerdy Avatar
June 21, 2016 at 11:55 AM
Clever and entertaining, Andrea! Congrats on your win. Janice
Chansarkar Avatar
June 21, 2016 at 8:55 AM
so much fun, this one!Congrats Andrea!
Misra Avatar
June 21, 2016 at 5:57 AM
Totally chaotic, and totally fun! I liked the way you interspersed your explanation of the chaosity (my word, you did say freedom, flow of consciousness, etc, didn't you?) Wonderful write you did. Fine your win, Andrea! Join me up at the school of anarchy. ~karam~
Davey Avatar
June 21, 2016 at 5:44 AM
this was an amazing write Andrea and it was such a tough decision between the top 3! Congrats on your placement and this is definitely going to be a new fav
Mac Donald Avatar
June 18, 2016 at 3:43 PM
At anarchy school, he would be an honour student? A fun and humorous write, Andrea! Chicken probably crossed the road cause it was trying escape the hatchet. Hope you will do something special and fun on Father's Day. You don't look anywhere near to being a dad, but you can still share this with others. Keep well, stay happy! Hugs, Mikki
Devnath  Avatar
June 17, 2016 at 2:36 PM
Wow! extraordinary way you have chosen to do it well. Loved much to read this exceptional limerick. Wonderfully done. A beautiful 7. Best of luck my lovely smiling cute friend. Loved always, bl
Johnson Avatar
June 14, 2016 at 10:31 PM
Gosh, I was just going to ease into things with your limy. Then I clicked and you got all involved with it. Took a second to catch on. Very interesting and intriguing sidelight.
Walker Avatar
June 13, 2016 at 12:34 AM
So chaotic, I am laughing now but it took me a bit to understand it.
Horne Avatar
June 12, 2016 at 11:49 AM
lol, had a chuckle here, my friend
Kendrick Avatar
June 11, 2016 at 8:55 AM
Interesting cousin..What did he do with his life after being kicked out of school???Thanks for the visit to my page..Sorry so long in replying and commenting on your work..Sara
Daniel Avatar
June 11, 2016 at 7:09 AM
I like your interesting chaotic take:) Sure to win:)
Godwin Avatar
June 11, 2016 at 1:13 AM
Can you hear me applauding your creativity? CayCay
Onclaud Avatar
June 10, 2016 at 6:32 PM
heelarious, andie... this is cahos personified!..huggs
Austin Avatar
June 10, 2016 at 12:05 PM
Later with that cousin. Like your limerick though. Love, daver
Smith Avatar
June 10, 2016 at 11:13 AM
lol so funny Andrea....like a true comedian always bringing us around to a punch line (chickens with heads cut off).
Allison Avatar
June 10, 2016 at 10:01 AM
ha ha ha he sure created chaos with your writing Andrea lol - good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
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