Time Cougar Poems

"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone

Yes, he thought – her body shaped
Just like he’d...

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LAUGH IT OFF

BERNITA THE BOLIVIAN COUGER

BERNITA SHUFFLES OVER TO THE MAKEUP COUNTER, WITH GLASSES SLIDING OFF HER NOSE AND EYES PINNED TO THE SALES GIRL...

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When I was just a little boy
we picnicked under alpine skies,
one time a mule deer strolled out
and fed in the meadow nearby.
Tall, curving antlers rising...

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Full of doubt. About survival of the species and my own.
A plague of tent caterpillars, worse than an infestation,
an insurgency that has left the sky...

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the rhino & cougar conundrum 

fair enough to say that when
s/he got into it, when she dove 
head-first into the pool of passion with
both eyes...

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The Cougar
Her claws are out she spies her prey
Another one will she have today
She pounces with a leap so light
He does not have the time...

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Women who date or marry younger men
Think younger at heart than those
Spend time with older man....

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There once was this gal – much older
And I being young but bolder
Took hold of her hand
Said I am your man
But she gave me the...

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I maybe young at just eighteen
You wont believe the things I've seen
That in the world exist such filth
But all my mates want their own MILF
She's...

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Tandy was the homecoming queen,
Every boy’s fantasy;
She wed the high school quarterback,
They split at thirty three.

Tandy was still quite beautiful,
And had her choice of men.
But...

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As the rain gently plays a melodious tune on my old tin roof,
   And the peaceful sound of thunder like the sound of...

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