Colostomy Poems - Poems about Colostomy

...All my memories start from a young age, But it's always the bad ones that never go away. I remember when I was 4, It was all love and happiness with so much more. By the time I got to 6, I r......Read the rest...

...If you complain of walking with a limp, it’s because you’ve morphed into a blimp and you’re eating fast food far more than is healthy for a bird, or are you human? Take my advice, make a drastic ......Read the rest...

...When and if the time should ever come when all is said and that can be has been done And the only signs or form of life that remains is being kept alive via electronic machines Believing he......Read the rest...

...A CRY FOR HELP. O to live a life that's free of pain. Will I ever see that day again? I hope and pray I see that day, For constant pain is now my way. A simple accident did it for me. But......Read the rest...

...His ramrod back, his brill-creamed hair and waxed moustache gave him a certain air, a certain dash, and a military bearing. His speech was clipped. He walked his stick with sergeant major's f......Read the rest...

...Mr. Racist, Mr. Racist, fills with hate the empty spaces. Mr. Racist, Mr. Racist, of decency he'll leave no traces. Mr. Fugly, Tubby Racist, don't know how to tie his laces. Buggy Nubby......Read the rest...

...Colonel Flighty is a cad Thinks himself a funny wag Thinks he's mighty, ain't that sad "Look at me! A strutting stag!" Jiggly belly, jowls that sag Throat all phlegmy, such a drag Trousers sm......Read the rest...

...On the dance-floor they did a zigzag But he was an ol’ scallywag: - “If you feel something hard - Pay no regard … It’s just my colostomy-bag”......Read the rest...

...An outsider won't stride like he owns the place, he's an open book with a hardened face, pure and true but stuck like glue on the shoe of the new review..clutches at straws and remains a mute, what......Read the rest...

...This is for Andrea D. who asked for my Cow Gas poems. I have at least one more to post. Look for California Cows. Mike Cow Gas I’m putting my cows all on Beano With the veggies they eat......Read the rest...