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Colostomy Poems - Poems about Colostomy


Memories

...All my memories 
start from a young age,
But it's always the bad ones 
that never go away.
I remember when I was 4,
It was all love and happiness with so much more.
By the time I got to 6,
I r...
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Categories: colostomy, abuse, bereavement, death, deep,
Form: Rhyme

Unplug the Machines and Let Death Come Naturally

...When and if the time should ever
come when all is said and that can
be has been done

And the only signs or form of life
that remains is being kept alive
via electronic machines

Believing he...
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Categories: colostomy, death,
Form: Free verse



A Cry For Help

...A CRY FOR HELP.


O to live a life that's free of pain.
Will I ever see that day again?
I hope and pray I see that day,
For constant pain is now my way.

A simple accident did it for me.
But...
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Categories: colostomy, angst, caregiving, destiny, grief,
Form: Narrative

Premium MemberUncle Michael

...His ramrod back, his brill-creamed hair 
and waxed moustache gave him a certain air, 
a certain dash, and a military bearing. 
His speech was clipped. He walked his stick 
with sergeant major's f...
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Categories: colostomy, father son, friend, fun,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberBloated Orange Colostomy Bagfaced Racist

...Mr. Racist, Mr. Racist, 
fills with hate the empty spaces. 
Mr. Racist, Mr. Racist, 
of decency he'll leave no traces. 

Mr. Fugly, Tubby Racist, 
don't know how to tie his laces. 
Buggy Nubby...
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Categories: colostomy, discrimination, evil, hate, parody,
Form: Burlesque



Premium MemberColonel Flighty

...Colonel Flighty is a cad
Thinks himself a funny wag
Thinks he's mighty, ain't that sad
"Look at me! A strutting stag!"

Jiggly belly, jowls that sag
Throat all phlegmy, such a drag
Trousers sm...
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Categories: colostomy, body, character, corruption, funny,
Form: Rhyme

While Close Dancing

...On the dance-floor they did a zigzag
But he was an ol’ scallywag:
-	“If you feel something hard
-	Pay no regard …
It’s just my colostomy-bag”...
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Categories: colostomy, dance, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Limerick

Outpsy

...An outsider won't stride like he owns the place, 
he's an open book with a hardened face, 
pure and true but stuck like glue on the shoe of the new review..clutches at straws and remains a mute, what...
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Categories: colostomy, angst, depression,
Form: ABC

Cow Gas

...This is for Andrea D. who asked for my Cow Gas poems.  I have at least one more to 
post.  Look for California Cows.    Mike

Cow Gas

I’m putting my cows all on Beano
With the veggies they eat...
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Categories: colostomy, animals, satire, science, visionaryme,
Form: Rhyme

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