"semi colon"
my proctologist told me
Pluto is not a planet
but Uranus is
Categories:
colon, color,
Form: Free verse
If you had a colon like one eyed Toot
You would be lifting and yelling “oh, shoot!”
A raunchy old chair
Foul smell in the air
With each step you take, expelling a toot
If you had a colon like freckled Joe
At parties we’d all know where not to go
Your unique perfume
Clouding up living room
Your rear end sending out a steady blow
If you had a colon like two toed Mack
You would not be invited much in the sack
You might get lucky
With one town ducky
But you would never be invited back
Categories:
colon, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Limerick
Crows are scavengers
... they eat dog poop in my garden every day
When I bring my shovel and bag they scream :
... "we want more .... more" ...
... they love it
A crow
will fight over a dead man's flesh
But, stay away from my garden
07.06.2019
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Categories:
colon, animal, evil, garden,
Form: Free verse
I used to eat jalapeno peppers,
banana peppers, and
tomatoes galore.
Hot spicy and
“oh my gosh” foods
is what I simply and
absolutely adore.
Prime rib? Okay
but beef cake it in
horseradish, and I mean
straight, not in a
dumbed down sauce.
My ulcerated esophagus
and spastic colon
are now apparently
my boss.
Categories:
colon, sick,
Form: Rhyme
FALLEN DARLING DYING OF COLON CANCER
bottom
fallen
callin
darlin
cell phone
bell tone
fallen
darlin
bottom
seldom
swollen
colon
answer
cancer
fallen
darlin
3/26/18
written by James Edward Lee Sr. ©
Categories:
colon, anxiety, bereavement, caregiving, devotion,
Form: Footle
Hello, I am the colon grammatically
And not colon cancer medically.
If the poetry soup won’t allow me
It’s not the matter of great scree.
Can’t use me in title, then in the text that follows
My job is to inform reader what follows.
The grammarians use me in three ways
Syntactically, appositive, segmental always.
============================
Dr. Ram Mehta
Categories:
colon, creation,
Form: Rhyme
I don't have to tell you,
You know.
You do have to tell me,
'cause I don't.
Razor's edge.
Stand your ground.
Or maybe we could talk it out?
Women know stuff
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
yep
Categories:
colon, friendship,
Form: Classicism
Cancer of the colon
I decided to go
In the back of my mind
I knew it was so
My mother died of it years ago
I wanted to see my children
Before I went in
Blood came again
I saw them on my birthday
I held them close that day
I saw them again the next day
Tears falling as they walked away
They had no idea what was going to happen
The next day I went in
I had to go then
They put me under
And all my fears came true
Oh what am I to do
I have cancer of the colon
It was now confirmed
I went under again the next morning
By mid afternoon I was through
All the Doctors and Nurses put me back together
Thanks to them all and God
I have no cancer
Thank you all and God
By: Shawn Jones
07-05-10
Categories:
colon, healthme, cancer,
Form: I do not know?