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Colon Poems - Poems about Colon


Semi Colon
"semi colon" my proctologist told me Pluto is not a planet but Uranus is...

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Categories: colon, color,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Semi-Colon
A young boy stopped in the bookstore…he said, “Hello, sir. How are you? I hope you’re doing well.” On second thought I think he was a teenager…the older I get the harder it is to tell. “I have a question he whispered.” Moving closer in on me. “I promise to be brief. Do you...

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Categories: colon, suicide,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member If You Had a Colon Like One Eyes Toot
If you had a colon like one eyed Toot You would be lifting and yelling “oh, shoot!” A raunchy old chair Foul smell in the air With each step you take, expelling a toot If you had a colon like freckled Joe At parties we’d all know where not to go Your unique perfume Clouding up living room Your rear end sending out a...

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Categories: colon, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member - Intensive Colon Cleanse -
Crows are scavengers ... they eat dog poop in my garden every day When I...

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Categories: colon, animal, evil, garden,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My New Boss
I used to eat jalapeno peppers, banana peppers, and tomatoes galore. Hot spicy and “oh my gosh” foods is what I simply and absolutely adore. Prime rib? Okay but beef cake it in horseradish, and I mean straight, not in a dumbed down sauce. My ulcerated esophagus and spastic colon are now apparently my boss....

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Categories: colon, sick,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Fallen Darling Dying of Colon Cancer
FALLEN DARLING DYING OF COLON CANCER bottom fallen callin darlin cell phone bell tone fallen darlin bottom seldom swollen colon answer cancer fallen darlin 3/26/18 written by James Edward Lee Sr. ©...

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Categories: colon, anxiety, bereavement, caregiving, devotion,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Ulcerated Colon
THE ULCERATED COLON U.C. I I wander through my dark--a mournful soul-- chastised--and to the point of no return, from feeling I may die--and less than whole, with ev'ry beat of life--I sting and burn! An acid feeling borned from deep in me, encompassing my ev'ry living cell-- and...

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Categories: colon, abuse, death, depression, health,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member The Ulcerated Colon
THE ULCERATED COLON U.C. I I wander through my dark--a mournful soul-- chastised--and to the point of no return, from feeling I may die--an Earthly goal,, with ev'ry beat of life--I sting and burn! An acid feeling, borned from deep in me, encompassing my ev'ry living cell-- and though...

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Categories: colon, age, health, life, sick,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Colon:
Hello, I am the colon grammatically And not colon cancer medically. If the poetry soup won’t allow me It’s not the matter of great scree. Can’t use me in title, then in the text that follows My job is to inform reader what follows. The grammarians use me in three ways Syntactically, appositive, segmental always. ============================ Dr. Ram Mehta...

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Categories: colon, creation,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Who Cares ,,, Blah Colon Dang, the Two Things I Wish For Ps Is Bumps and Question Marks
I don't have to tell you, You know. You do have to tell me, 'cause I don't. Razor's edge. Stand your ground. Or maybe we could talk it out? Women know stuff ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ yep...

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Categories: colon, friendship,
Form: Classicism
Cancer of the Colon
Cancer of the colon I decided to go In the back of my mind I knew it was so My mother died of it years ago I wanted to see my children Before I went in Blood came again I saw them on my birthday I held them close that day I saw them again the next day Tears falling as they walked away They had no...

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Categories: colon, healthme, cancer,
Form: I do not know?

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