Clean As A Whistle Poems - Poems about Clean As A Whistle

...Oh broom I could not do without With so many uses more than clean a room Lacking praise for versatility no doubt Here is my ode to you, wonderful broom When tidying needs to be a bit more fun Yo......

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...(alternately titled: venerated uber transcendent state haint give me no lyft) Ultimate mission (ofttimes possible) closed eyed insight courtesy meditation ideally buoys state of consciousness ......

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...Kerry Ann gleamed with undeterred joy and twinkled in anticipation It was her birthday and as a true Sagittarius she had colourful vision And a sharp bow for shooting the moon to get closer to......

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...Defined By Idioms Naked truth, bent nails dead men tell no tales bad Apple, broken mirrors burnt out light bulbs, crocodile tears spilt milk, goose chase two cents worth, rat race rotten egg......

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...Are cucumbers cool As a general rule? How fresh is a daisy? Are loons always crazy? How snug is a bug When he’s not in a rug? How gentle are lambs If not happy as clams? How clever’s a fo......

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...What does “FOFF” mean, a hyphen's missing I'd say How's about youse, d'ya think I'm leading you astray? Who me “Mr. Clean As A Whistle” With this sad grounded missile Means, “Flocks Of Fl......

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...BLACKBOARD BLUES 2 When I woke up this morning I sure had the blues And the blacks and the Reds and greens whence to choose In the days long gone by when the boards were all black And teachers ......

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...BLACKBOARD BLUES I woke up this morning and I had the blues And the blacks and the Reds and greens whence to choose In days gone by when boards were black And teachers weren't wary but on the a......

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...Her teeth are like stars They always come out at night A striking appearance change Removed to afford Comfort and a restful sleep Clean as a whistle next day......

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...This one will be an un-bawdy limerick Once was sewing and my finger got pricked That innocent word pricked Is quite un-bawdy, I tricked It's clean as a whistle and twice as damn slick<>...

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...I was taking a bath the other day when in walked my neighbor and said "Let's play," she filled the tub with bubbles, I forgot all my troubles... her rubber duckie I couldn't turn away!......

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...Now that I'm in my 50's and over the hill, I'm getting more and more medical mail, lots of it pertaining to a certain ailment, this one being in the can't poop department, claiming that some peop......

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...This one will be an un-bawdy limerick Once was sewing and my finger got pricked That innocent word pricked Is quite un-bawdy, I tricked It's clean as a whistle and twice as damn slick<>...

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...I don't fit into your circle, I didn't want to try out for your band, Because I would rather not be labeled, I hope you understand, I didn't want all that extra attention, All I wanted was a simpl......

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...I put away yesterday, and packed it away, I said good bye to live for today, But today i had to clean, and i found you again, pestering my heart even though your no longer my friend, you never li......

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