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Funny City Poems

These Funny City poems are examples of City poems about Funny. These are the best examples of City Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Confused I And Stressed In London
is everyone from Barking  Barking mad?
Does everyone In Lambeth do the Lambeth walk?
Is Leicester Square In Leicester?
Is The Elephant And Castle a place where...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: city, confusion,

Premium Member You Know Who
He had a big schnozzola
and sang with bold hat and smile.
Heard on the old Victrola,
one of his tricks to beguile.

It was fo, lo, dee, oh,...

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Categories: celebrity, city, fun, riddle,
Streets
Let’s run through the city 
Late at night when it’s empty 
We can focus on us and
Forget about the morning 

Warm up the freezing winds...

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Categories: city, funny love, life,
Premium Member Public Transportation Hazards
I rush every morning holding my coffee .
I board the bus , checking my phone 
I want no problems .
As mind prepares for hectic hours...

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Categories: city, emotions, funny, girl, how
Premium Member City Farm
This ‘moving to the country’ is getting out of hand
The city has it all, where supply meets demand
Each block has a deli
Enough to fill a...

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Categories: city, food, funny,

Premium Member Lewd Louie
Lewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
	got fresh with Margo
	who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity...

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Categories: city, cute, funny, humorous,
My Johnson Has Gone Viral and Is Famous In My City
There’s a picture going around of a man who’s from our city 
he’s got his Johnson out and my gosh it is a biggie 
the...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: city, funny, humorous, truth,
Twenty-First Century
Man-Machine
                        ...

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Categories: america, city, community, computer,
Premium Member Carmel By the Sea
Image of Carmel by the Sea by Pixabay.

Carmel by the Sea

Three-quarter distance to the city
the rose bowl parade's held,
paying a friend another visit
as if the...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: city, places, sea,
Premium Member A Small Star
I spent Fall Break with Lisa (one of my college suite-mates) in NYC. They live in a Central Park South high-rise. I hope to spend...

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Categories: appreciation, celebration, city, emotions,
A Glesga Setterday Nicht
“Gaun an bile yer heid” he bawled oot,
As he stood in the middle o the cobbled street.
Tae nae yin in particular.
Did he vent his anger.
Fu...

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Categories: anger, city, culture, funny,
New City Street
New city street

With the wink of an eye
and a shuffle of feet
We wandered about
down a new city street
Where vendors wore blue
with a tangerine sash
In hopes...

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Categories: city, fun,
There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: city, 12th grade, character, hope,
Junior Mafia
Life these days is hard for any man
But not uncle Vinny, you see he’s in this gang,
He’s living a real good life
Got more money than...

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Categories: america, city, corruption, culture,
Moral Monsoon
Shaken snow globe disarray 
Stark format unfamiliar 
Relocated mountain ranges
Jacket assets of chameleon 

Wobbled flesh given for return
Eyeballers display dollars 
Fixated focus planted firm
Subject unacknowledged...

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Categories: beach, city, creation, funny,

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