The chiro gave the manipulation as usual,
guaranteed to solve all ills for a day;
we drove thro' rainbows like Pilgrim's Progress,
what should have been more was definitely less.
These magic cures and stimulants like viagra,
were pathetic, naive, just didn't last mister,
I was glad that I could rise above such trivia,
unfortunately, it wasn't the case for Olivia,
God must have had a macabre sense f humour,
because being straightforward was just a rumour,
when he invented women as a strange friend,
it turned out to be a nightmare with no end.
Much as we love them for holding our 'dick,'
their mindset won't be solved by having a 'click.'
Categories:
chiro, god, humor, women,
Form: Sonnet
Saw chiro ‘bout a kink in the neck,
saw the x-ray and said, “WHAT THE HECK?!?”
Pinched nerve to my elbow,
doc was a nice fellow,
but he WOULDN'T take my credit or check!
I run to the ATM for cash,
my left buttocks I notice a rash-
Spread to my Achilles,
just like uncle Billy’s!
SO IRRITATED, got in a crash!
Ambulance took me to ICU,
sphincter upset I started to spew-
My intestines ALL ripped!
All body parts unzipped....
“Sir, your Uncle Billy's here for you."
Dazed I heard a darn hillbilly speak,
rambling on 'bout the rash on his CHEEK!
Then the chiro walked in,
dared to show a big grin :)
A KICK in the nuts, he would'a squeaked!!!
Body parts used: 1. Neck 2. Elbow 3. Buttocks
4. Achilles 5. Sphincter 6. Intestines
A Body Of Work Contest
Sponsor : Viv Wigley
Date written: September 9, 2016
Categories:
chiro, body, humorous, silly,
Form: Limerick
Little children become loving
people in the odyssey of life.
Innocence exchanged for
ecstasy in love,marriage,
relationships ups&downs
..and strife.Pebbles in the
shoes,an eyelash in the eye
minor irritations ,parables &
trials to make us sigh if we've
confessed & met our maker
before we die.
Listen to me recite this structuredprose on youtube under my pen name ichthys chiro
Categories:
chiro, christian, life,
Form: Verse
LANTERNE PHRASIS 1
A childhood flashback,a yesterday dream
symbols from the clutter of life,in
slow motion,descending & suspended
in space.Caught in the daydream,this
rainbow of the mind,distracted blurs
of destiny’s tears through the looking glass
and landscapes of the mind.A personal
portrait,a painting of passion pulsating
in a manicured dream of private fantasy.
Painterly hues splashed & without direction
and uncontrolled zest.A collection of the
soul in a patchwork quilt of lost love,
reflected & mirrored in the heart.
From my Lanterne poetry publication 2005
Listen to me recite this part phrasis on youtube under my pen name ichthys chiro
Categories:
chiro, poetry,
Form: Verse
LANTERNE PHRASIS 2
Coloured filled swathes,bands of
blocks,circles,squares&oblongs
attached yet apart in migrainous
views,grating abstract shapes
triggering stark sensations.A
painted mist,emblems of the mind
introspectives that hover between
the abnormal & true.A light-dark unity of
pervading symbols in perspectives,
simple yet meticulous,weaved into
themes& threads from the
subliminal mind,emotions filtered
from the emperic.Melancholy &
resignated,fleeting,fragmented
binocular views delicate as lace.
in close-up shapes & shadows
soften & shade into blended
views inside from out,juxtaposed.
A genre understood by all drip
as words into the ear.
From my Lanterne poetry publication 2005
Listen to me recite this part phrasis on youtube under my pen name ichthys chiro
Categories:
chiro, poetry, perspective,
Form: Verse
LANTERNE PHRASIS 3
Tedium ends with the setting sun,an
angled view that reaches into life.
Loud sighs,piercing eyes that erupt
from unconscious minds.A lyrical dream
abstract fantasy of multiple emotions
that leap out in varied shapes,
an angst of moody blues in a
perversity of remembered views
that climb into the staircase of
the mind.A chaos with no focus
point,images shadowing the floor
as in a dream near and far and
beyond as random gestures
inwards&upwards that launch
a thousand still lifes,with slow
soaking stains into evolving
moods that pass away with
time in gray graduations.
From my Lanterne poetry publication 2005
Listen to me recite this part phrasis on youtube under my pen name ichthys chiro
Categories:
chiro, poetry,
Form: Verse
LANTERNE PHRASIS 4
Art without a title,an ego
in relief of studied arrogance
in a broken mosaic ,awash
in blue&orange partitions,
dripping wet into wet,A
vision coveying joy,the sacred
blending with the secular,a
swirling forest of dreams of
shadowed illusions.This insight
through the looking glas,of a
hidden riddle where pain erupts
into an obsession,outlines encircle
the eyes.Face to face where despair
crushes love on the unknown path
ahead.There,night beckons &
tomorrow is another day,and
dreams fade out of focus.
From my Lanterne poetry publication 2005
Listen to me recite this part phrasis on youtube under my pen name ichthys chiro
Categories:
chiro, poetry, riddle,
Form: Verse
LANTERNE PHRASIS 5
Silhouetted,side by side,beauty
shines through the face of bravura
with a knowing look.Seen in a
pensive light,ectasy & doom
hazy &luminous shines int
the human heart & inner state
of mind.’Neath this stern façade,
a light thrown into life.Futility lies
dying in the dazzle transformed
by a gaze.A surreal & atmospheric
light where unconscious intuition
flows into view.Soft focus images
bleed down in jagged shapes,a
timeless memory,evanescent
where osmosis takes the longer view.
From my Lanterne poetry publication 2005
Listen to me recite this part phrasis on youtube under my pen name ichthys chiro
Categories:
chiro, poetry,
Form: Verse
LANTERNE PHRASIS 6
Honest innocence becalmed in sleep
on pathways that house the mind.
Simple,transluscent,form space
&mass made into one,an ancestor
of the surreal.Confetti spirals,
patterns of peaks&troughs in
contemplative mode.Intervals
that float into space,delicate
overlays,where does reflection
begin&end?Throwaway lines
leap out from the chronicle of life.
From my Lanterne poetry publication 2005
Listen to me recite this part phrasis on youtube under my pen name ichthys chiro
Categories:
chiro, poetry,
Form: Verse
LANTERNE PHRASIS 7
Breathe in &dream,step up close,
let inner sensations inhabit this
collage perfected by chance.It
may go against the grain to create
the appearance of things with dramas
in the mind which appear to distort
and elongate.But,seen in a new light
without a second thought can become
a foretaste of rhapsody,a defiance that
revels in impressions,once unregarded,
but which now radiate symmetry,
drawing the eye.
From my Lanterne poetry publication 2005
Listen to me recite this part phrasis on youtube under my pen name ichthys chiro
Categories:
chiro, poetry,
Form: Verse
PHRASIS STREAMS part 1
Brooding,a pensive contemplation
vulnerable in thought,unsure in deed,
fear interplays with unsaid concerns.
Crestfallen,tearfully blue,opportunity
slips into the shallows,a temperament
still-born,a memorial of stone,dated
&surreal.Unable to relate,this failure
impacts all around and perpetually
reciprocates as inner yearning grows.
This need to belong,a seminal paraphrase
a lesson,unlearning self-conceit.
from my Streams of Consciousness 2003
Listen to me recite this part phrasis on youtube under my pen name ichthys chiro
Categories:
chiro, poems, poetry, , memorial,
Form: Verse
PHRASIS STREAMS part 2
The torment,the trespass of transient notions
through a glass smoked ,lightly lie.A
symmetrical haze impromptu &unbidden
provide instinctive insights to the eyes
of ignorance.Thoughts untangle&unravel through
an aspect of my sensory eye a fresh of vision
and affirming whispers.What was once an
overhanging pall where inner clarity contracts
and inner fancies girdle & loop in orbit,
hither whither&to&fro bringing poignant
emotions & life becomes a mellow season.
A release valve eased where listening,is to be.
from my Streams of Consciousness 2003
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Categories:
chiro, poems, poetry,
Form: Verse
PHRASIS STREAMS part 3
Vapid smiles accepted with a sigh
radiate,diffused smiles say it as
it says,nature’s way,wisdom without
wonder,nothing left to mar.Whereas
scandal stains&shames as ambition
dwindles&dies.Seemingly at a loss,
trouble torments,standards sink&subside
disregarding the invaluable observation
that change cannot hurry.Such unreal
perspectives,never ending desires which gorge
‘til replete ignoring the splendour of
experience,bringing manifold inner
futility a discovery to astound the
dull discussion that ensue.
from my Streams of Consciousness 2003
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Categories:
chiro, poems, poetry, perspective,
Form: Verse
PHRASIS STREAMS part 4
Sighs ,with a warm welcome with
eyes that chaperone & guard
emotional honesty of our lives then
bring personal pleasure within,not all
about.Such emphemeral delight every
moment of the day.Pleasure without
measure if truth & honesty flow into
the troubled heart.A treasure so fleeting
oftimes,expressively begotten can be
a contemporary delusion,slight & shallow,
a meaningless pursuit,an ostentacious
conceit,wayward& faithless,and short-lived.
If past experience is spurned,oh so slowly
time will pass and if unlearned such bygones
then coagulate&congeal slowing progress
to a crawl,where equity lies fallow.
from my Streams of Consciousness 2003
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Categories:
chiro, poems, poetry,
Form: Verse
PHRASIS STREAMS part 5
Inwardly afraid,perfunctory &peripheral
the how&what of our choosing,these
whispered sounds of tender lasting
moments,ever seeking a rationale.
Waiting&wondering to pursue that
inner voice or proven better way.
Such a blinkered view so innocently
implored,innate but creative,these sounds
of words around a theme of venial
mistakes and oversights which knows
no bounds.Now to reason out & uncipher
or turnabout and startover.A chrysalis
changed & completely new,ready for the
fray,never to succumb.Uppermost in
the heart,a life of a different hue each
day a new surprise,soothing selfless&
sincere a challenge ,too sublime.
from my Streams of Consciousness 2003
Listen to me recite this part phrasis on youtube under my pen name ichthys chiro
Categories:
chiro, poems, poetry,
Form: Verse
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