Melissas Joy Humor
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MELISSA’S. JOY
9/5/2023
Melissa bought a spotterd pony, Morris,
Who had a terrible, case of psoriasis.
In agony, she hummed, “The An...
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Categories:
chippendale, children, happiness, horse, humor,
Form: Couplet
Antiques and Memories
...Within halls that all but speak,
Sit elegant objects, very antique;
Treasured and valued bits of past,
Which care and devotion made last.
A museum crowded with sweet memory,
Like of dead, red ...
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Categories:
chippendale, art, creation, culture, memory,
Form: Rhyme
A Bull Let In
...Well hello and good afternoon good morning and good evening to you. This is your daily bulletin from the moo news channel brought to you by Mrs Harriet Heiferton. Today was a big day for a seed. It g...
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Categories:
chippendale, baby, baseball,
Form: I do not know?
Garage Sale
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Old worn things
sprawled in heaps of disarray
Lamps and Chippendale chairs,
faded boudoir cabinets,
forgotten wedding gift kitchen wares
Clothes fashioned in yesteryears,
teacups full of e...
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Categories:
chippendale, culture, life, people, society,
Form: Rhyme
Moses a Former Stripper
...I have experience as burlesque hyper
Like good policeman Chippendale stripers
A smile on my face
Bare in public place
In church Sundays… mama changed my diapers!
For and in honor of M...
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Categories:
chippendale, funny
Form: Limerick
Chippendale Dancer
...Hot Sue, many guys sought to romance her
But she fell for a Chippendale dancer
Stuck bucks in his G-string
But found his wedding ring
Right next to his genital enhancer
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Categories:
chippendale, funny
Form: Limerick
Cheating Behind One's Back(Can Get You Tied Up On the Track)
...#This is only a fictional limerink#
Connie "went" behind my advancing Back
She went out with the girls and a little midnight snack
I found a gentleman's address,barely tucked away
My only surmi...
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Categories:
chippendale, funny, old, old, ,
Form: Limerick