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Premium Member A Chip Off the Ol' Blockhead

One day, my son asked me, "Which one of us do you love more?"
I grew uncomfortable and I looked down at the floor. 
It was an answer that I didn't want to hurry.
He's an only child, so his question made me worry. 
Could it be that once I dropped him on his brain,
or had I forgotten a child (which would have been insane)?
Should I tell him, "You have always been my favorite.
You should take satisfaction in that and savor it", 
or should I be fair and diplomatically proclaim,
"I love all of my children pretty much the same"?
Perhaps, it would be more circumspect for me to say, 
"I love each of you, in your own inimitable way". 
I finally chose, "I love you more than any other child by far",
and he said, "Good - can I have the keys to the car?",
to which I replied, "It wouldn't be any bother,
except that I've already lent them to your brother".

Premium Member Chip Off the Old Block

Gideon’s huge, but he is no fatty;
walked at ten months, a strapping young laddie.
Though he’s happy and grins,
I’m so sorry for him;
everyone says he looks like Big Daddy!

Premium Member A Chip Off the Old Bukowski Block

A Chip Off the Old Bukowski Block  ©

i sit here on the toilet
looking at the cane by my side
when did this happen?

its pronged feet could, at any moment,
scamper into a tidal pool, so much does it
remind me of a robotic crab

my mornings now consist of pills, shuffling
to the next room to pour cereal
then work up a **** before I can
leave the house
When did this happen?

bodily functions take priority as
I can no longer trust this body not
to embarrass me in public
when did this happen?

my knees are shot to hell
my bowels rumble and twist
my arthritis tears at me with sharp little teeth
my vision is perfect, cataracts 
blasted away by another robot
when did this happen?

the other day my mind went on a holiday
leaving me behind, confused and blank,
 frightened
is this a harbinger of what’s to come
when did this happen?


Chip Off Your Shoulder

we all have ur fall
life is playing ball
catch as it bouce frome the wall
get go
making everything wrong
try to be the key
is be bolder
take that
CHILP OFF YOUR SHOULDER

Chip Off Your Shoulder

we all have ur fall
life is playing ball
catch as it bouce frome the wall
get go
making everything wrong
try to be the key
is be bolder
take that
CHILP OFF YOUR SHOULDER

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