Cheetos and Whiskey
this is our supermarket
idea
two aisles
Legit beans.
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Categories:
cheetos, angst, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
Flaming Hot Cheeto Apocalypse
screaming wind
crosses wires
transformers boom
sticks in the rain
spewing sparks
hissing
sizzling
vomiting
smoke and steam
trees topple
creeks overflow
rivers rage
we beg for it
and it comes
atmospheric rivers of it
bomb cyclones of it
avalanches of it
tornadoes of it
acute hemorrhaging
extreme
as the 9
and
the 5
our politics
our culture
flaming hot cheeto
apocalypse
pray for
the unsheltered
the strays
all victims
caught in the storm
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Categories:
cheetos, storm,
Form: Free verse
Orange Peels Cheetos and a Little Bit of Giggle Water
Remove the peel, more of the same
shredding honesty, revealing more kool aid;
Sharing a meme but we don’t go and walk
seedless, no action; what an utter joke;
cheetos fall staining the floor
fighting to be embedded in our soil
orange dust poisoning the air,
Alarmed, but we stay broke and distressed
A
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Categories:
cheetos, america, angst, political,
Form: Free verse
Muffins Doritos and Cheetos, Oh My - a Bulimics Tale
Muffins, Doritos and Cheetos, Oh My! (A Bulimic’s Tale)
There is a hole in her core she must sate.
So, she drives to the grocery store before it’s too late.
She steers the cart in search of junk food.
She spots a case of cupcakes that can ease her mood.
Powdered donuts on a shelf she can reach.
Next, she
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Categories:
cheetos, dark,
Form: Rhyme
Cheetos
The dead give away
I've been eating Cheetos
Is the bright orange powder
All over my nose
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Categories:
cheetos, funny, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Cheetos Do Fly
Garage Sailing Today
Buckle Up—We are Off…
Jackie, Elias, Winry and me,
Us and the kids—What fun it will be.
A Clothes rack is flying--
Move out of the way …It is a windy day.
A little girl screaming--she has a tight grasp
On my new cheese slicer...
An odd thing to want--if you are a child.
Her mommy said no--I had already
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Categories:
cheetos, family,
Form: Free verse