Family Values
...Sold on a cheapskate cheesing.
Cupcaked' by a cheesecake reasoning.
Kids, plenty for the
Cakewalk.
Kids, plenty to play
Hopscotch.
Kids, plenty of energy goes
Non-stop.
Disparaging remarks...
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Categories:
cheesing, absence, first love, girl,
Form: Free verse
Unhinged
...
So you’re feeling like a lab rat,
cagey edicts don’t experimentally sit well with you
Those white coat government cats
be cheesing you off with the moldy logic they spew
Lockdowns are ...
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Categories:
cheesing, angst, fear, science, word
Form: Rhyme
Leprechaun Be Damned
...There's a wee leprechaun
running around me home,
he's really cheesing me off
I spray him with tire foam.
He runs all around
he's up to no good,
then he turns around quickly
smacks...
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Categories:
cheesing, abuse,
Form: Rhyme
Complaints of a Photographer
...Get the light just right
The sun is blinding
First shot too bright
Let's try rewinding
In the shade
What a bore
"Is this the sherade
I'm paying for?"
Lighting is dim
Dial down the shutte...
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Categories:
cheesing, jobs,
Form: Free verse
Terminal Solution
...There was a fellow named Cheesing
Who felt bad because of his sneezing.
His friends stayed away
To avoid the overspray.
Now Cheesing has taken up wheezing....
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Categories:
cheesing, humor,
Form: Limerick
Fear For Contest
...MY ONE FEAR
There is a thing--
A fear to tremble heavens sounding
A fear to set my heart a pounding
Not a spider webbing flies
Or a monster with three eyes
Not a mouse cheesing around
Not...
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Categories:
cheesing, fear, fear, me,
Form: Rhyme
Love Story
...I can look in your
eyes
and feel your heart
After all these years
nothing could tear us
apart
Young and in love,
who
cares what people say
If you ever got down
on one knee I'd
marr...
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Categories:
cheesing, love
Form: ABC
Remembering the Cheese
...Looking back
at the radiant days
of beautiful years past...
My smiling heart was touched,
While remembering the photographs
Author's Comments On the count of three say brie, dire du fromag...
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Categories:
cheesing, happiness
Form: Verse
Dream Come True
...This morning I woke up singing
In my bed
With church bells ringing
In my head
For soon I will be wed
To the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen
Often I call her my autumn ever green queen
She ...
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Categories:
cheesing, imagination, love, wedding, autumn,
Form: Rhyme