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Terminal Solution

There was a fellow named Cheesing
Who felt bad because of his sneezing.
His friends stayed away
To avoid the overspray.
Now Cheesing has taken up wheezing.

Copyright © Paul Schneiter | Year Posted 2015

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Maurice Rigoler

February 2, 2015 at 9:43 PM

Hahaha! Excellent limerick! You've inspired me to think one up. And as with any good limerick, it should make the reader laugh, and yours did. / M

February 2, 2015 at 9:50 PM

Maurice, you do me the honor of praising my limerick, an act that gives me authentic joy. Thank you, thank you.

February 2, 2015 at 2:24 PM

oh dear poor man - this made me smile Paul:-) Hugs jan xxx

February 2, 2015 at 8:57 PM

Thank you, Jan. Your kind comments never fail to lift my spirits.

February 1, 2015 at 9:47 PM

Funny Limerick, Paul. Well done!

February 1, 2015 at 10:00 PM

Thank you, Laura. I know it's more than a little silly, but that's part of the fun of limericks (I think). Blessings to you and your loved ones.

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