Cheeses Poems - Poems about Cheeses

A sly Sunday smile Shadows hide between Words so soupy Some starving sister surely sips Yet this brother’s lips Serves spanks That can’t plant peace Jerks that don’t move deep Inside where soul resides Pretending to care with flare So fabulous to view It’s like a silent movie As he talks to you He pretends to be A big man with cheese We all know and love him This...

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I had only just heard that UK cheese was revolting.? Not mildewed or slimy which could be Insulting? No.! even the cheeses have it seems had enough of that quyeer kahmer Nonsense and stuff.' It seems they're egged on by mother goose? Probably a code name If what I hear is truth? The thing all got started because...

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Self-Portrait 1-12-24 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Still Life with Cheeses, Almonds and Pretzels Still life, not stillborn, With a woman’s face In dusky background hues, Pure clarity clothed in white, Gazing on gastronomic abundance. Artist of the banquet One step behind – The woman’s place of her time - Guardian of the sweet rewards Served like bridal wine, Topping the earthen vessel Of embryonic fermentation. In a cradle of fine delft Consummated...

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Few years ago I smashed two flies engaged in aerial coitus. Today, I poked their corpse Fell to the floor, leaving a crust of Love Gunk Mixed innards, crushed and united gonads. One true love, for all time, the only evidence of which is smeared on my ceiling. My momma was making me a sandwich, n' she heard a loud spkat. A mouse, caught in the trap by his tail. Tossed it in the street, let the cats rip...

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At breakfast time, don’t give me eggs Or pancakes or French toast; Some coffee and a cheese-topped bagel Is what I like most. Gouda, Muenster, Edam, Swiss, American or Brie; Jarlsberg, Asiago, Jack – They all work fine for me. I’m not a fan of smelly ones, And blue cheese I despise; I guess I’m more pedestrian And not so worldly-wise. But still, I’d like to offer...

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